this little manoeuvre (transferring from bed to wheelchair to bathroom to wheelchair to bed) is gonna cost us eighty one years (the rest of my energy until after my fasting labs in five hours)
if elongated muskrat and the stupid orange fascist had a ship name it would be Felon.
because their names are felon and elon, right?
the way i’m so down bad for hazekura mikitaka is ridiculous he’s not even human
not even in a sexual way i just wanna fluff up his hair and aaaaaagh strangle him or something idek i just need to squeeze this creechure
why do cis men just get to have a dick for free bro i had to pay for mine
the literal only advantage i can see i get as a trans man is i get to pick mine
If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about
Being a plague doctor letting another plague doctor grasp your beak with a firm hand to straighten it and lifting your hat to adjust the straps around your head is pretty fucking gay. Gayer than gay sex i think
i’m sorry for any of the interactions anyone has had with me in the last like twenty minutes i’m so sleep deprived i’m delusional
My "art" via the absolutely brilliant idea from @with-shaking-hands based on the below picture:
nov 28 2003. my name is ben. enjoy my stupid blog. most of this will be my personal thoughts. possibly nsfw stuff. MINORS DNI.
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