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All the gays right now

September is Bi Visibility month so shoutout to all my bisexual pals out there! I love you, you are amazing 💗

i hate when a coworker brings up harry potter because you just have to start beating them and keep beating them and beating them and attacking them and mauling them and it's really tiring to do twice a day

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

reblog to make someone bisexual

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class