The Vulpix Lines As Emojis

Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

I don't care, I'm an absolute sucker for girls with long nails like please scratch my back while I fall asleep, gently scratch the back of my neck, let me go with you when you get them done, and please, please, mark my back when I'm fucking you

it’s all fun and games until i get called a pet name and suddenly i can’t think anymore

need someone to bottom out inside me, rutting so deep into me that my tummy bulges around their cock/strap as i pant and whine pathetically

yknow I really don't understand why monster dicks are allowed to be weird and animalistic and fucked up looking but god forbid pussy look like anything other than a small hairless smooth hole justice for weird pussy shapes

do you think dragons' tails wag when they're happy? Imagine kissing your dragon partner on the head and then there's a huge crashing sound as their tail thuds back and forth causing unimaginable damage to their surroundings.

Sorry baby, but mommy has to make sure you're not secretly cake and cut you open with this big knife.

biting IS a form of affection

Look, I'm a simple creature. I don't ask for much. Dopamine, serotonin, makeouts, an unhingeable jaw, retractile claws, nachos, and the ability to summon black flames to devour my enemies. That's all. You know. Girlie stuff.

Affini might not be real but florets sure are. You just have to find a suitably traumatized queer person and give them affection and they will literally beg you to put them on a leash