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~ Spring Gothic Giveaway ~

Skies are grey, rain is falling, flowers bloom like little purple jewels amidst the mud - sounds like the perfect time to hole up somewhere with a good book and a cup of tea! This time Miss A has three prizes to for heroines to win, matching pairs of a Gothic novel and tea samples.

Prize #1 - Dracula by Bram Stoker + Russian Caravan Tea

Bram Stoker’s Dracula is the perfect novel for a chilly grey day - a cup of strong and smokey Russian Caravan tea will make any heroine feel as though she is in the coach with Jonathan Harker, rushing along the Carpathian cliff sides in the night.

Prize #2 - Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier + Waterfront Tea

Whether you’re on the beach or landlocked, Rebecca will take you to the Cornish coast. A cup of the delicate and floral Waterfront tea will keep you warm against bracing sea breezes as you ponder the mystery of your new spouse.

Prize #3 - Agnes Grey by Anne Brontë + Ms. Grey Tea

When Anne Brontë wrote Agnes Grey, she based it off her own time as a governess. No doubt both Miss Brontë and Miss Grey could have used a cup of light citrus-y Ms. Grey to bolster them through gloomy days and difficult children. 

The Rules

1. The giveaway will end on April 30th, 2018, at 11:59 PM.

2. You must follow Miss A’s Advice for the Modern Gothic Heroine.

3. You must reblog this post to enter. One reblog per person.

4. No giveaway blogs.

5. Three winners will be chosen, with the use of a random number generator.

6. The first winner will have first choice of the prizes, second winner will have second choice, and the third winner will have the last choice.

7. If I do not hear from a winner within a week, another will be chosen.

8. I will ship to anywhere in the world - if there is an issue with the shipping, I will work with the winner to solve the problem.

Good luck to all the entrants! Thank you for all your support, and many safe and happy investigations into the weird for all my heroines!

Your doting

Miss A

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This is Azarg, the black orc from Warsong clan and he has a crush on my half-elf girl Taffy. He is not a bad guy… just a little bit scary and desperate of finding a mate! 

UNDERSMUT: NOT SAFE FOR WORK

~ SANS TRAINS HIS PET ~

HARD, FAST, BED SQUEAKING.

@quethenogard BABA! My wonderful cinnamon roll! I'm blushing. Don't you deny it either! So pretty!

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We heard reports that you were being beautiful and/or handsome whichever your preference!!!!!

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That’s the link. I couldn’t get the video to play anywhere else so I hope you like it

Aw man! This is pretty well synced! Honestly if I had gone with less frames, I probably would have not had so much trouble editing mine, but my comp + editing software just lag so badly after a point.

Thank you for doing this though!

Just...Click it.

*this is transparent*

The patron 

One of the funniest things about Bram Stoker’s Dracula is that it’s mentioned in passing that most of Dracula’s powers don’t even have anything to do with the fact that he’s a vampire; he can do all that stuff because – and I swear I’m not making this up – in his youth he attended a magic school whose headmaster was the actual Devil. This is never followed up on.

Basically, what I mean to say is that you can picture a scenario where any fictional devil you care to name is a teacher at a magic school where one of the students is kid Dracula, and this would be a totally canon-compliant crossover.

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-to Enter:

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the winner will be randomly selected on April 18th 2018

open world wide

-must be 18 or older or have parents consent to have a package mailed to you to enter. -please have your inbox open, if I can not get in contact with the winner in 24 hours, a new one will be selected till the prize is calmed.

UNDERSMUT: NOT SAFE FOR WORK

~ SANS TRAINS HIS PET ~

HARD, FAST, BED SQUEAKING.