Happy Birthday Izuku

Bottom-Heavy Queen. Damn, Fucking. RIGHT! 

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

Some old artwork of some old dating sim I used to play. Don’t know how this is gonna go! 👌

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“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

~ Spring Gothic Giveaway ~

Skies are grey, rain is falling, flowers bloom like little purple jewels amidst the mud - sounds like the perfect time to hole up somewhere with a good book and a cup of tea! This time Miss A has three prizes to for heroines to win, matching pairs of a Gothic novel and tea samples.

Prize #1 - Dracula by Bram Stoker + Russian Caravan Tea

Bram Stoker’s Dracula is the perfect novel for a chilly grey day - a cup of strong and smokey Russian Caravan tea will make any heroine feel as though she is in the coach with Jonathan Harker, rushing along the Carpathian cliff sides in the night.

Prize #2 - Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier + Waterfront Tea

Whether you’re on the beach or landlocked, Rebecca will take you to the Cornish coast. A cup of the delicate and floral Waterfront tea will keep you warm against bracing sea breezes as you ponder the mystery of your new spouse.

Prize #3 - Agnes Grey by Anne Brontë + Ms. Grey Tea

When Anne Brontë wrote Agnes Grey, she based it off her own time as a governess. No doubt both Miss Brontë and Miss Grey could have used a cup of light citrus-y Ms. Grey to bolster them through gloomy days and difficult children. 

The Rules

1. The giveaway will end on April 30th, 2018, at 11:59 PM.

2. You must follow Miss A’s Advice for the Modern Gothic Heroine.

3. You must reblog this post to enter. One reblog per person.

4. No giveaway blogs.

5. Three winners will be chosen, with the use of a random number generator.

6. The first winner will have first choice of the prizes, second winner will have second choice, and the third winner will have the last choice.

7. If I do not hear from a winner within a week, another will be chosen.

8. I will ship to anywhere in the world - if there is an issue with the shipping, I will work with the winner to solve the problem.

Good luck to all the entrants! Thank you for all your support, and many safe and happy investigations into the weird for all my heroines!

Your doting

Miss A

I cannot be the only who screamed at the Hetalia names?!  

Four rich fathers go golfing.

One of them stays behind to pay the bill and the other three proceed to the first hole. While golfing, the three fathers start bragging about their sons.

The first father says, “I am very proud of my son Arthur; he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel and now he is at the top!  He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.”

The second fathers says, “My son Ivan is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He went to flight school to become a pilot and managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.”

The third father says, “Well, well, well - congratulations! My son, Ludwig, is also my pride and joy and is also very rich. He became an engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He built a mansion especially for his best friend.”

Then the fourth father catches up and they ask him how his son is doing.

The fourth father replies, “Oh, my son Alfred is gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.”

The three friends shake their heads and say, “What a shame, you must be so unhappy! How tragic.”

The fourth father replies with a bright smile, “Oh no, I am not ashamed at all! Alfred is my son and I love him just as well; he’s my pride and joy. And he is much loved by his friends too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a Mercedes Benz, a brand new jet and a huge mansion from his three suitors?”

I see all your “tv aziraphale and crowley as women” cast and ??? why are your actresses so young when the actors aren’t? Besides, we already have the perfect pair?

Waterfall . Gaster The Core . Grillby

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