Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.
Bill Nye now:
What did we do to deserve Bill Nye
-Shinra uses he/they pronouns
-Arthur probs had a gaypanic when he met Shinra and mistook that for hating him.
-Totally the type of ‘friends’ to flirt with each other as a joke (but they really mean it, cause feelings)
-They both vent to ogun about their feelings. He thinks their idoits, but loves his friends dearly.
-Ogun is defo demisexual or pansexual.
-Arthur is bi or demi
-Shinra is bi
-Arthur is autistic with a special interest in Arthurian legends and myths.
-Arthur loves Shinra real happy smile and for all his insults, he loves his nervous one as well, he just doesn’t like seeing it because it means Shinra is uncomfortable and nervous.
-Arthur 100% uses old courting methods and weird medieval pick-up-lines.
-Shinra’s feet hurt after fights quiet a lot and so Arthur will either carry him or sit with him until he’s able to walk.
- Arthur’s hair continues to grow longer and Shinra really likes it.
-Shinra learns to braid from Iris and Maki, and starts braiding Arthur’s hair.
-They end up switching what bed they sleep in every couple of days.
-They always share the bed after they start dating.
-They have nightmares quiet often and since they are both light sleepers, they will always wake when the other has one.
-They comfort each other after these nightmares, whether its cuddling, getting up and sparring or simply talking.
-Shinra has ADHD.
-Both are terrible at cooking.
-Arthur likes hearing stories about Shinra’s mother and brother.
-Shinra and Arthur fight together on missions and are amazingly in sync.
-Shinra and Arthur both show love through physical touch, insults as terms of endearments and fighting together.
-Arthur calls Shinra petnames all the time, sometimes even changing the gendered term. Which Shinra likes quiet a lot.
-They fight like a married couple
-They are very big on consent, with them constantly asking and checking in with each other as they want each other to be comfortable.
Buck and Eddie really are the epitome of “this love isn’t unrequited they’re just idiots” 😭😭
Ignoring the obvious warning signs in their relationships because they think being together isn’t an option 😭😭
Us: *starved from lack of representation in our favorite novels*
Rick Riordan: Heard y’all wanted some representation so here an African American girl raised in the 1940’s lol
Us: OH MY GOD YES THA-
Rick Riordan: Oh lets give her an awkward yet badass Chinese-Canadian boyfriend
Us: OH MY-
Rick Riordan: Oh, here’s a Native American girl daughter of Aphrodite with a movie star dad
Us: I-
RR: What about a smol sassy Latino boy that will soon become your favorite character?
Us: AWW-
RR: Oh wait, here an lil emo Italian sad boi and his sunny optimistic boyfriend
Us: WH-
RR: Here’s a badass native Latina who takes no shit (we all know she gay af for Thalia but we must wait)
Us: Oh-
RR: Y’all wanna hear about the queen of bisexuals Apollo?
Us: I’m-
RE: What about an old, non-sexualized lesbian couple with an incredibly romantic backstory??
Us: Wait-
RR: OH WAIT! Do you want a badass Muslim girl who follows tradition Muslim values but doesn’t let it stop her from living a normal life? Oh, and she’s also in a healthy arranged marriage don’t worry
Us: H-
RR: How about a gender-fluid and transgender child of Loki with a lovely taste in fashion?
Us: Wait hold o-
RR: What about a deaf elf who uses sign language to communicate but is still a valuable character?
Us: But-
RR: Oh, and here’s two biracial siblings that look nothing alike but they’re related, trust me
Us: *shocked*
RR: OH! I ALMOST FORGOT! Literally all theses characters are dyslexic, but it’s ok because it’s possible to live a full life even with disorders like dyslexia.
Us: *faints from the tidal wave of representation thrown at us*
RR: Anything else?
Us:
So what am I supposed to do when Eddie obviously makes the mistake one day and calls Buck Christopher’s other dad like give me a scene of Chris asking a question and Eddie just nonchalantly goes “I don’t know ask your dad.” Or a “Christopher listen to your father.” What then your honor, what am I supposed to do?
I have a thought… I know we’re all pointing out how unpractical Buck’s armchair is… but what if he thinks that he only needs that one seat because he thinks he’s alone?? What if he thinks that ‘why should I get a couch if I’m the only person here?’ What if he thinks he’s gonna end up alone again so isn’t bothering with getting a couch??
Like what if he thinks he’s gonna be abandoned eventually so why build a life around people (118, Maddie, Eddie and Chris) if they are gonna leave eventually??
Like Buck, honey, you have a family and they aren’t going anywhere. The 118 aren’t gonna leave. Eddie and Christopher are definitely not going anywhere.
We know that.
But does he.
Or is he spiralling and thinking that it’s only a matter of time. So he’s getting himself use to the idea of being alone and trying to find purpose in his job, despite the fact he already has through his connections.
You want to know your future? I know your future. It's covered in thick black ooze.
NOVEMBER 5TH IN SUPERNATURAL HISTORY [ i n s p ]
the way causal intimacy has me on chokehold ........ a gentle nudge, hand on thighs, knees touching, leaning towards you, legs intertwined, gestures that scream i love you without saying it .... yes pls