He'd Totally Make Bacon And Egg Breakfast Monsters If He Had Just An Ounce More Time On The Throne.

The Overlapped AU [Aka Superhumans disguisted as Dinner Theater workers]

The Owners

The Managers (Engineer & the HR person)

The Waiters

The Security

The Performers (Wes is mostly on cleaning duty though)

The Kitchen staff (the others are usually tasked to help, though very few are actually trusted at all times to be there)

The Bartender and the Host

The Dishwashers

The Clerk & The Supplier

So this AU came to me upon a dream, and I just had to make it real...

The synopsis: The event of April 17th 1906 does happen, however instead of Charlie and Maxwell being kidnapped into the Constant, the Constant overlaps with the real world and spreads itself onto Earth.

Charlie and Maxwell in the process become corrupted and have to hide away temporarily. Both of them soon began to hear strange voices, source of which neither is quite sure, telling them, compelling them to hide the corruption's effect from the publicity, for the time being.

They come to a mutual realization they have to fix this mess somehow and hunt down any and all corrupted by the tome, by any means necessary.

(Maxwell still has codex umbra, but it is sealed shut for the time being until he's sure it won't spread more if Their influence. )

But the corruption didn't just appear out of nowhere, it's been leaking way long before Maxwell found the Codex, to a less prominent extent.

Thus, in few years passing, they form a Dinner Theater, a rather inconspicuous establishment from the first glance. Very quickly they began "hiring" employees, which in reality means tracking down and blackmailing those who have been corrupted but not fully lost themselves to its effects, in order to hunt those who had.

Winona was against the idea at first, as she found out. But seeing the effects of corruption first hand, she quickly had a change of heart and integrated herself into Charlie's new environment.

Eventually they gathered a rather generous amount of people. Once a person's proven to be trustworthy to a point, they're give higher positions in the company.

However those who aren't, are likely to be shunned or "fired" which...you could probably guess what that means.

Many of these people gradually come to terms with the reality of their situation and accept their newfound purpose, being thankful that at least they still have a roof over their head and a warm meal, instead of being viewed as monsters or outcasts to the greater society.

(Wilson though, can't quite accept this notion. He keeps claiming that "this is just a big misunderstanding, I'm just a normal guy!" Yet the truth could be far from it.)

When Maxwell and Charlie hear of the newest danger, they immediately inform their "staff" of the matter. Those who are more experienced in combat come along to face whatever opponent may cross them, while those who aren't, stay behind, to be an additional aid or a medic in case the battle gets too intense.

Whenever any suspicion arises in the town about the shady business going on in that particular building, the two owners alongside their employees practically gaslight anyone and everyone into believing they're but the most regular entertainment center.

The characters who have either willingly or unwillingly lost their humanity, mostly in the physical sense, are given special devices constructed of Thulecite and bits of nightmare fuel (made by Winona, Wicker and the main two), which effectively hide away their true identity, or surpress the effects of their ailment.

There's also a few other people important to this story, especially the One, which even Charlie and Maxwell refer to as "The Boss", though what many most recent hires don't know, is that there's someone who's in a position much higher than the owners themselves, controlling their every move.

Correlating to that, another person, or rather, a set of people per se, working for a much different cause. Though most of them are "people" in only a visual sense of the word.

And while, there might be someone inside the well-known around town diner, who just might be more than what appears on the surface, literally and metaphorically this time.

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If you're interested to learn more about this AU, do let me know. If you have any questions, I'm happy to hear and answer them!

looks like theres gonna be a showdown 🤨🤨

right character by @diosmaden

Emergency Writing Commissions and Donations

Okay, I ought to make a more desperate post.

Please, please help. I'm escaping a long-running physically, financially, mentally, and sexually abusive household.

I'm a transgender archivist, culinary student, and freelance writer / editor. I've been, this month (March 2023), diagnosed with chronic pain of the left knee (knee hyperextension, my left bent the opposite direction in a soccer game and tore my ligaments) so I can only work from home, and additionally I'm a full-time student and I've been facing severe neurological problems which further impede my ability to work.

I've added to my debt by buying a plane ticket to get out of here, but I still need to ship my belongings, sell my misc items, and travel.

I will write at a rate of 1k words per $20, my commission details (and donation page, if you'd wish to) are here, on Ko-fi.

The absolute best way to help me right now would be to buy some of my belongings on Mercari, linked here.

Again, I am begging for money. Please help if you can.

IT'S STILL A W.I.P BUT UHM,,, GUYHS,,,

im also working on a design for the adventure-core should I post that too.

concept Wheatley W.I.P

ive randomly been reminded of portal 2, now the world must know!

this started as a sketch i didn't think would actually turn out finished, but somehow i managed to even "render" it?? crazy!!! i think ill design the rest of the core-cucks similar to this.

This just in: Stan discovers the wonder world of marketable plushies!!!!

look at him go! making sales and whatnot! surely this will go completely fine and nothing weird will happen to those plushies!

3D Reference Model Commissions

I don't think I've really properly advertised this service, but I do take commissions for 3d reference models for use in Clip Studio Paint. Here's an overview of the sort of thing you can get with that:

A full custom humanoid character that uses the built in posing system. If your character has a body type that the default pose dolls doesn't suit, such as having digitigrade legs or being a shape you can't get with the sliders, I can make that for you! ^_^

Version 2.2.0 added the ability to attach models to character models, and version 3.0.0 added support for shape keys on object models. This allows you to customise the character models with different heads and props and things!

I can create rigged head models and other props, and if you have 3.0.0 I can add some simple shape keys to help with expressions.

I can also create fully custom rigged models for non-humanoid characters. Just be aware that posing them is a bit more finnicky and you can't save poses!

And lastly I can do basic props with no particular rigging to them beyond simple moving parts.

Pricing wise, it's really a case-by-case sort of thing. Simpler models you can expect to be around about £60, but for more complex ones such as fully rigged characters it could be around £400, possibly more!

Do be aware that CSP's rigging capabilities are pretty limited, and these models are made for reference purposes so anticipate some jankiness when you pose them! But hopefully these gifs showcase their utility regardless.

If you're interested, you can order through VGen and I'll get back to you with a quote! I'll be busy this month so I won't be able to start immediately, but we can discuss the details!

VGen

3D Reference Model For Clip Studio Paint by Harrie (@harrie)

Send a request while they're still accepting!

Thank you for reading this far, if you're not personally interested but know someone who might be I'd appreciate you sharing or reblogging this! <3

you’re so good at art i’m honored you liked my stupid little posts 🥹🥹

thats freakin awesome.... thank you pal.... seeing silly scout posts are like a treat to me

i love silly tf2 posts. I need to make more of my own but I only know how to create art. the public could not handle my awesome saucyness. Probably. It's like a 75% chance I fear

hit the SLAY button!

making bill designs is fun and i think im gonna end up using this one for good

sometimes that happens to me too. not the cow part but. unable to stop something im thinking of from moving. like for example someone falling, either they’d fall the wrong way, the kept falling and turning around the same point, or the image would replay until i stopped thinking about it.

Idk why but as a kid I used to get hysterically upset everytime I would imagine a gif of a rotating cow because I could never stop the cow from rotating no matter how hard I tried and I would be crying and no one knew why

got my wisdom teeth removed last week it sucked pretty bad