>:-(

Myself

THIS GUY got an abortion!

Those odds sound pretty good... okay... I hope you're right... see u in a bit.

im actively commiting tax fraud

🐐

au where everyone becomes their pfp go

Yeah, yeah... I'll read my tarot cards for you... pick 3 cards. Oh wow. It says you're kissing me in the future... Idk either, man... The cards don't lie

new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary

don’t be a bitch

Marry God

@god-offical

I DON'T CONSENT BUT IF IT STOPS YOU FROM PESTERING ME THEN SURE 💍🧎‍♂️

man. shoplifting in the 70s must have been so easy. no cameras in sight only living in the moment

Another WIP, but this one had meme potential so Lamb is looking for the Ibuprofen again (to share! Aren't they so kind? ^_^)

i could never be hannibal lecter because i hate lying theyd be like and whats for dinner hannibal and id be like it's beef SORRRYYYYY its actually a guy who i killed and cooked up 😬 are you mad at meee and theyd say no hannibal you told the truth and thats what matters and then we'd all hug

My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit

Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before