Take A Gander, Honeydarlin’! Ain’t That The Most Beautiful Thing You’ve Ever Seen? I Wager You

Hello, good sir! I'm not sure why you followed me or what exactly this "en ebime" is, but I have to say your blog has me intrigued! Your taste in music is also spectacular, if I do say so myself :]

Nice to make your acquaintance! Swell to hear we share a taste in tunes already. Feel free to come on in and explore!

Hello!! You followed me a while ago but I'm just going through your bolg now, it's very strange but I'm intrigued. It's lovely to formally make your acquaintance!

Nice to make your acquaintance as well! Come on in!

did you kill someone?

Once or twice, yup! I mean, did what any fella would do to survive, really. It was that kinda business left and right back then — they don’t call it the Wild West for nothin!

Can't rightly see our "Inbox" either. Ack! Ain't got a clue what's goin' on. We'll sort it out in a jiffy, promise!

Huh, looks like our wires've gotten a li'l' jammed! Things ain't workin' like they're supposed to on this "Site." Apologies for the inconvenience! We'll try and sort it out.

WHO ARE YOU?? WHAT IS THIS BLOG ??

The name's William! Come inside!

good luck, don't get eaten by wolves or angels

Thanks, pal!

Favorite animals?

uh, didn't we tell you folks already?

Yep! But this is a different fella!

oh. thought i was forgetting things haha. d'we have to answer it twice?

I can direct them to the previous cablegram with no problem! Watch this!

rad

with regards to distractions, do you think we should send emails to the same address?

if so, what would be better: things that the entity only half-understands, or things it fully understands? if, that is, we're right about what it is.

Yes! That should help tons. I don't have personal experience in communicatin' with the thing, so whichever option causes more of a pain -- I know when I get a headache, there's no tellin' up from down and right from left! I mean, I don't get headaches often. But I'm guessin' that's how it'd feel!

Though if you don't wanna hurt it, I understand --if you want, you could grab its attention and pull it away from Henry's area somehow, so I can mosey on in while it's gone! Sort of like the redolence of a lovely li'l' baked pie on someone else's windowsill, if you catch my drift. Vjgtg'u uqogvjkpi yg'tg cnn chtckf vq uca ctqwpf jgtg, kup'v vjgtg?

Thank you all. I'm still puttin' things in order, but I'm plannin' to head out soon, this week's end at the earliest! I'll wait for your go-ahead, though, in case you need to tie up any loose ends first.

I'll be gone fishin' for a while, so the places I'm livin' now might fall outta order for a bit, and I sure hope things'll be different once Henry's around (or, rather, I'm around Henry!) So if ya wanna give somethin' of mine one last look or show 'em to any pals you've got, now's the time!

Hey Will, do you *know* who or what is... guarding Henry, so to speak?

I'm pretty sure I do. Can't exactly name it, kid, or I'd be leadin' the bull to the barrel house! I'm sure ya get the idea.

Henry! Good news, handsome! Talked to @fortunateisle, and I figure she's lettin' us stay! And it looks like our joint is back to normal!

wo a h! i c an ' t bel ie ve that wo rk e d. tha nk y ou so m u c h. both of y ou i g ue ss.