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thoughts on chainsaw man??!!

Taking a gander…this title you say to me evokes an image, and I’m not disappointed! Glad to see he is not just a man with a chainsaw but a man who is kinda a chainsaw as well! Doin’ any delicate-like handiwork must be awful inconvenient!

Hello, everybody! Long time no see!

s or ry it's be en a littl e bi t.

Hope everything’s been goin’ well on your front. Oh, it’s been a stellar time for us! Can’t believe Henry and I celebrated our one-year-anniversary just a week ago.

ther e was a par t y but it ha d to be pr etty quiet. you kn ow why. than ks for all the wel l- wis hes t hou gh!

Now, I’ve been hard at work. Henry here’s helped me gain more of an understanding of what kinda li’l’ procedures may be a bit more, well, humane-like to be subjectin’ folks to. Together, we’ve designed a bit o’ something that may help undo the li’l’ experiment I carried out a couple of years ago. We’ve designed it to be a sort of game. Painless! Harmless! You tell ‘em, Henry!

well, i woul dn't call it a game , ex ac tl y, but more of ext ra h an ds on d eck du r ing th e actual operation. s ort ing ou t th e signals, t hat ki nd of thing. it shouldn't hurt them at all. and shouldn't hurt us. i made sure of th at.

Yes! Extra hands on deck! We’re gonna need your help. Stay tuned!

did you kill someone?

Once or twice, yup! I mean, did what any fella would do to survive, really. It was that kinda business left and right back then — they don’t call it the Wild West for nothin!

happy anniversary! are you doing anything in particular to celebrate? (also nice to meet you :)

Nice to meet you, too! Not doin' anything special -- startin' to organize a year's worth of junk. Honest, I oughtta be further along at this point. Well!

ps st. i th in k yo u sh ou ld go ta lk to he r .

Aw, she doesn't want to hear from me. We took her lil' slice of heaven right out from under her!

t his is n't heaven. an d this is the first time i' ve h eard her ad mit th at since.... you k no w.

Hm. Fair point!

is it so hard to find somewhere where i can be l o v e d? 🖤

someone to take my hand and actually mean it when they smile at me. like someone who wouldn’t rather be anywhere else in that moment and something about the way their eyes crease as they smile makes me so sure of that like it’s some kind of truth buried in the dirt stuck in the soles of my converse.

i promise i’ll care about you that same way in return. or i’ll try my best.

maybe what i need is r e b i r t h. maybe i’m not the life destined for a blissful eternity. like maybe if i hadn’t come in here i’d be giving another version of myself a better shot at heaven.

it’s not like i’ve done anything to deserve it HERE. 💒

i guess i just thought with all the bad happening to me something g o o d had to be at the end of the tunnel, you know?

but i don’t think so.

baby birds fall out of their nests and get eaten and run over and stuff all the time. and i don’t think they deserve that, if they’ve only been alive for a few days or something. sometimes the world is just s h i t 💔

or maybe there’s just something about me something wrong like, i’m not stupid. i know i wasn’t, like, popular in school. but it was fine. i wasn’t bullied either. just kinda ignored, i guess.

but i had friends online. even if they were, like, a bit inconsistent. they got tired of me too, after a while. but by the time they did, i would’ve already found the next one.

you don’t really run out of people when you’re online. and you control what they see, from the moment you meet them. 🖤

like i don’t really know what my classmates in real life saw like maybe i had really bad b.o. or never closed my mouth when i chewed or talked way too loud in class or something

but i don’t know. i’ll never know.

i guess i do know i was annoying in other ways to my online friends annoying in ways that were harder to hide like when you fill up something glass with something too hot too fast and it just shatters

but online you can always try to change, right? you can always try to improve yourself for the next person. you can always mold your reality. and if you heard that kind of h e a v e n could be your f o r e v e r, wouldn’t you come in too?

spoilers: it’s not all that. and you can’t change yourself from the trash you are.

l m a o.

sorry.

Favorite animals?

uh, didn't we tell you folks already?

Yep! But this is a different fella!

oh. thought i was forgetting things haha. d'we have to answer it twice?

I can direct them to the previous cablegram with no problem! Watch this!

rad

hey william! thanks for the follow; its nice to make your acquaintance! fun fact, you share a name with my brother :3 !!

Thanks for stoppin’ by to say “Hello!” William’s a swell name, ain’t it?

🪼I feel compelled to ask: does this lyric happen to mean anything? It seems somewhat dark for the otherwise lighthearted song.

Well, they don't call it the Wild West for nothin'! Hadta do all kinds of things out there to survive.

william are you a silly little guy

1) Yes, I daresay I’m a bit silly! I tend to take things lightly.

2) I do often appear fairly small! Shorter than Henry and Mal and the like, at least. Though I could change that, I suppose!

3) I am male, yes!

hellohellohello!!

Very new here and very confused and intrigued?? Something feels off (?) I guess or maybe I’m missing something…

Oh Well, just here for the ride and answers I suppose if you got any :)

Nice to make your acquaintance, pal! S’pose part of that confusion may arise if you haven’t visited us en abime yet! Or, if you have, I hear some of the other pals I've got 'round here have also been plenty helpful to newcomers. Welcome!