Dandelion Sprites Inspired Painting

Tired

So I finished the poem inspired by Crystal Palace Surname-Von Hovercraft. I feel I cooked here.

Someone’s gotta teach that boy how to kiss

Having Swifty friends when you are not one is great. One of them keeps asking to pick out the outfit prediction on mastermind. First time I did orange and blue, this time I did the most green I could.

Update on my delusional future. We have moved on from Smosh to being apart of building the set for if/when Epic the musical gets a stage adaptation. This one is more realistic cause set design is actually what I want to do with my life.

I am obsessed with this. I can't stop looking at it

ma meilleure ennemie ⏳

Ah yes, Joe Locke the father of the enlightenment

Jenny and The Spider

It has been a long day at work for Jenny. Having to clean up after your butcher shop exploded is not easy.

She was on her way to the store when she saw her. Maxine. That was impossible she died. But there she was walking out of an alley way.

"Jenny," Said what had to be Maxine going towards her. Before Jenny could do anything this giant spider made of dolls popped out and ripped up Maxine.

Jenny was glad that it was dark out so no one else could witness the horror she just had. But she had to admit it was kind of hot to see her stalker ex be ripped to shreds.

The spider turned to her and from what she could tell was staring at her and tilted its head.

"Uh, hi?" Jenny said in disbelief that she actually spoke to the spider.

The spider made noises that she had to guess was a greeting.

"Thanks for beating up my ex by the way. Thought she would be in hell at this point," The spider just gave a nod. "Hey do you want to go somewhere? I was just going to get dinner if you wanted to join me?"

The spider agreed and followed Jenny to the stores where she was to pickup her food order. She took the food and sat down on a bench with the creature across from her.

They aye together and Jenny had to admit it was nice to sit with someone and not have to be forced into conversation. The two sat there for a while till Jenny had to go back home to get some rest.

They walked together till they reach the alley the doll spider popped out of and split ways. Both going home, one to a destroyed building and one to hell. They may not see each other again but neither will forget the night they had together.

@savethedeadboys

I just finished Arcane for the first time. To be honest all I could think about was an interaction like this happening

Jayce: My first boyfriend turned into the universe

Ekko: That's rough buddy

thats my fat old man!!

context: @sexyman-contest-2025

I am living for this paragraph I wrote (Part of Why are feelings this complicated by Will269 on ao3)

I did almost cry while writing this.