We Live In A Country Where Untrained Civilians Are Supposed To Remain Calm With A Gun In Their Face,

Same.

Me: I don’t want my OTP to become canon. It’ll ruin my image of them.

Also me: FUCKING KISS ALREADY DAMN IT

SAME.

no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve

I might be a little bit dying. CW, why do you hurt me so?!

oscar wilde

had three middle names

spoke five languages

was sentenced to prison for sodomy

was 16 when he had his first kiss

loved to travel

had an eidetic memory

lied about his age on his marriage certificate

held seances at his house

spoke with his hand in front of his mouth bc he was embarrassed by how supernaturally white his teeth were

kept a vase of flowers on his writing desk to neutralize the smell of his ashtray

had a passion for interior design and aesthetics—his drawing room was painted blue and covered in dragons, he even pressed feathers into the plaster to make it look cool

the kids at his school called him “grey crow”

one of the reasons he didn’t commit suicide was bc he was afraid he would go to hell for it

his favorite word was ivory

his last words were “i am in a duel to the death with this wallpaper, one of us has got to go”

his grave, in paris, has become the target of mass quantities of lipstick kisses. no lie. it’s literally covered in lipstick stains. and a sphinx. he also asked to be buried with his former lover’s ashes

I mean ship whatever you want but our ship? It’s not a ship. It’s the show.

anigrrrl2 on johnlock (via closet-sherlockian)

This is great

Lena Luthor: *literally said like two syllables through a screechy radio on a crashing airplane*

Kara: IT'S LENA!

Mon El: *says a whole sentence without any background noise and is standing right in front of Kara*

Kara: Excuse me whomst the fork are you?

get yourself a girl that loves, supports and believes in you as much as Kara Danvers loves, supports and believes in Lena Luthor.

I had to send this to my friend because everything I just said to her was fucking exhibit A.

Do you ever, like, realize that people in real life don’t actually speak in, for lack of a better term, tumblr-lingo when talking about television shows? Words like fandom, ships, OTP, or even season 2a, season 2b, don’t exist in their realm.

They literally just watch a TV show, and that’s it??? Maybe they’ll catch it again next week??? What even is that??

Omg this is everything right now.

So fucking cute