Wil-acid - Crayon On The Walls

tw topics of suicidal ideation. self harm.

jrwi fans are a plague

I saw a tweet saying how q!Slime and Mariana got married so instantly is because Flippa slipped rings on their fingers when they weren’t looking and I just HAD to draw my interpretation of it 😭 I love them so much they’re so stupid

obsessed with that photoshoot of brennan, had to paint it

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

aftermath.

for those curious, quotes came from here...

...and was also loosely based on this actual moment on the genloss set (i just had to canonize it)

cries

a Disco Elysium comic inspired by one of my favourite Discworld books; have a Glorious 25th of May!

Navidson: eeee-yikes!! I better leaves this house before the Minotaur gets me!

The House on Ashtree Lane:

please stay (with me) happy valentine's day