Today A Wood Pecker Sat On A Tree Near My Window And Went Knock Knock :) Just Letting Everyone Who Sees

school uses your hopes and dreams as fertilizer

*opens pistachio for you* get loved

STOP YELLING @demigod-jack-hearth

I AM A HOMOSEXUAL

wrong. it is a bacteria. smeemo vulgaria cocci

bugblr what bug is this

you are kidnapped by aliens and they are going to do an anal probe, do you extend your duolingo streak yes or no

i fluctuate between manically happy psychopath and half decomposed walrus like i get paid for it

when i was six i wholeheartedly believed that surgeons eat human organs, which was what they were cutting people open for

fake it till you make it i guess. carry your head high, shoulders back and romanticize your day (or try to). and one day you'll just get there.

How the fuck do I achieve confidence and... *mumbling* self love...? Sounds made up.

Anyways yeah how do I get that?

normalize being the backup friend. some of us are just the wheels mounted on the backs of those suvs.