i'm sitting on the toilet thinking about how fear could have been our first emotion but love could have been too. fear to keep you alive, and love so that it was worth staying alive. so that the people around you know how it is to be held, how it is to be nursed back into health. so that those after you will remember, in their blood, what it means to love. because you loved. and will love.
warty toad appreciation post. i love warty toad.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
reading a hurt/comfort fic is like haha. very fun. now i'll cry myself to sleep for I Fear I Shall Never Be Loved That Way
assuming both partners have fully developed frontal lobes, what is an appropriate age gap (i am asking in context of my parents)
now, i know you need to know how to use this. it's very simple.
woman: *expresses interest in a male, a certain type of food, or activity*
you: are straight girls okay???
alternatively-
woman:* partakes in an activity or a tradition that poses a threat to no one, and harms nobody's feelings*
you: lmaoo white women are so basic
And there you go! now you can actively be mean and demeaning towards women, because hey, they're white and straight! you said so! everybody will love you too, because you're fighting the oppressor, right? Yay!
hey y'all! no you must be thinking, tumblr isn't any place for misogyny! we'd detect it immediately! but not to worry, my friends. there is always a little space everywhere for a little bit of woman-hating. You can spread hate against women as long as you say 'white', 'straight', or better, 'white and straight'. Shove those two words in and BAM!! instant hit. You're so liberal now! no one will ever detect any misogyny!
batman wrote this
batman comic arcs are so mindlessly dark all the time. “the killing joke” “death in the family” “batman’s grave” how about “batman has a nice fucking day for once” huh? “batman chills the fuck out and spends some time with his kids” “batman and the relaxing picnic” “batman has a really good cup of tea and its not poisoned or drugged because he’s been stressed lately” huh???? what about that, assholes.
Aspiring writer, watches movie recaps instead of watching the movie, wannabe artist
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