Did a study of this shot (bonus points for anyone who can guess where it’s from) and was like, am I witnessing book!haymitch x book!effie? Like cmon, the gold? The dark hair? Anyways I’m ridiculously proud of this so be kind.
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Lesso : We're calling you a FUCKING BULLSHITTER!!!
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i do not believe anyone in the charming-swan-mills-stiltskin family is straight
Emma: *Reading a letter* Regina: Well, what does it say? Emma: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Snow killed Billy. Regina: ... Regina: Who? Emma: *tearing up* My pet rock.
Chandler: What? I'm not aggressive! Duke: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips? Chandler: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
I think in theory Effie deserves better but my personal head canon is that Haymitch and Effie kind of gravitate around and towards each other over the 25 years. Sexually, romantically, emotionally.
Some years she’s in a relationship (my Effie is bi) and other years something reminds him too much of Lenore and he’s too guilty to go to her, but when he’s just the right level of drunk and she’s unattached and they both experience the horrors they find comfort in each other.
They know each other intimately and deeply and horrifically but if it was ever real outside of the apartments of the Capital it would be something that could be lost so they don’t acknowledge it in the cold light of day.
They love each other and in fact at different times they are in love with the other (depressingly it doesn’t overlap) but it’s just something that they never can pursue in reality. He thinks he’s betraying Lenore Dove by loving anyone else and not stoping the reaping.
But after the epilogue, after he fulfilled his promise to Lenore Dove, I like to imagine that Effie comes to 12 to meet the first toast baby and there in the warm summer sun, when Haymitch thinks his time is coming near, it’s actually his final rebirth.
He and Effie finally allow themselves to be together at like age 60 and spend their twilight years essentially in quiet comfort together.
Bitches really be wondering whether they want their fav teacher to be their mom or their mommy like sorry but those are very different hun
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