If You Have Nice Hair, Respectfully Please Don’t Stand Next To Me.

if you have nice hair, respectfully please don’t stand next to me.

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1 year ago
Been A Min Since I Drew Rin

been a min since i drew rin


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2 years ago

“when they’re feeling insecure”

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Pairing: atsumu x reader; kita x reader; suna x reader Genre: reverse comfort-fluff; drabbles & headcanons WC: 5.169 Warnings: N/A A/N: thanks for the request! this is actually the first piece we’ve worked on together so we’re excited for you all to see it! enjoy :) -Dawn & Luna

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since you and Atsumu tended to be strapped on time to spend with each other—with you working full-time and him being a national volleyball player—you liked to meet up with him after practice sometimes so you can pick up some food and get some quality time together

he was always taking his sweet time to get showered and ready to go, so you got to bond with some of his teammates, his captain Meian especially

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1 year ago

i made a quiz to determine which emotionally tortured and angelically talented art pop girl you are! here it is :-) reblog with your moon sign and who you get


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2 years ago

girls go to college to get a degree in a program that they were once excited for but have since had all the enjoyment sucked out of it and is no longer a baseline requirement in an increasingly competitive and demanding workforce

2 years ago

need some “fuck, you’re so hot” / “can’t believe you’re letting me do this to you” / “i’ve dreamt about this for so long” type dick


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3 years ago

hi!! for the scenarios, kuroo+baby’s first word? <33

Hi!! For The Scenarios, Kuroo+baby’s First Word?

the second kuroo bursts into your bedroom with your one-year-old son in his arms, you know you've won.

"you cheated!" he accuses with a pointed finger.

you place the last of your laundry into your shared closet and close the door. picking up the empty basket, you give him a pointed look as you walk past him. "i don't know what you're talking about."

"cheater!" he cries, following you to the laundry area.

"still no clue," you say, setting down the basket and turning.

kuroo trails you all this while, all 189 cm irately bobbing around your house. "you taught him to say mama."

you try not to laugh, and attempt to school your expression as you sit down on your couch, looking up at him. "i did not."

tetsurō peers at your face with squinting eyes, and you can’t help the way the corner of your mouth twitches. he explodes. "you're smiling! i knew it!"

your son blinks, looking from his father to you, and he smiles. extending his arms, he reaches for you. "mama!"

"see?!" your husband wails, and you stand up briefly to take your son before sitting back down. "that's against the rules!"

"what rules?" you say with a roll of your eyes, unable to help your smile any longer, allowing your son to play with your hair. "english wasn't off the table when we had our bet about what word he'd say first."

"it was either okaa-san or otō-san and you know it!" kuroo snaps, cutely stomping to the armchair and sitting down, crossing his arms and pouting. 

you supress a laugh at his touchiness, but nudge your son. “baby, where’s papa?”

his eyes blink up at you, then he points at your husband. tetsurō kuroo glares at the chubby little hand of his traitorous son.

“go give papa a hug,” you say, setting him down. he takes wide steps before giving up and speed crawling to his father. 

despite kuroo’s pout, he bends over to pick up his son. 

“you can always try again with baby number two,” you remind him.

“yeah, yeah,” he grumbles, leaning back so your son can settle on his chest. “you’re lucky i love you."

you chuckle. “hey, baby,” you call to your son, and the boy looks back at you, his hands on the collar of your husband’s shirt. you see the affection that opens up on tetsurō’s face when he looks at his child, and it makes your heart twinge. “say papa.”

your son doesn’t falter, offering you a smile. “mama!”

Hi!! For The Scenarios, Kuroo+baby’s First Word?

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3 years ago
This Is The Perfect Grade Of Good Luck

this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect


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1 year ago
drawing featuring kita and kenma.  they're not in a scene together; they've been drawn doing separate things but have been placed next to each other.  kita's sitting cross-legged, looking up and to the right. his expression is neutral.  he's wearing a collared shirt under a light-coloured sweater and blue pants.

behind kita, kenma is standing, looking down at his nintendo switch.  he looks a bit tired and his hair is pulled into a messy ponytail.  his roots have grown out considerably.  he's wearing a peach-coloured hoodie and athletic pants.
drawing of akaashi and kageyama.  they're not in a scene together but have been drawn separately and placed together.  akaashi is talking on his cellphone, looking off to the right.  his other hand is in his coat pocket.  he's drawn with his post-timeskip design, so his hair is shorter and he's wearing glasses. he's wearing a light sweater, brown pants, and a long green coat. he has a watch around his wrist.

behind him, kageyama's shown from the torso up, looking off to the right.  his expression is neutral. he wears a tracksuit.

worlds quietest blunt rotation. or something

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