“But If You Forget To Reblog Madame Zeroni, You And Your Family Will Be Cursed For Always And Eternity.”

Hahahah I'm 4'11. 5'0 with shoes. . . .

Ok enough. Whats everyone’s heights. I want to make fun.

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

Happy indigenous peoples day!

The art of cleaning is shit.

However.

The serenity of taking your mind away from everything an just focusing on one thing is calming.

Playing your own music to give yourself your own kind of white noise is assuring and distracting.

And finally

The last

But not

Least

The aftermath of a clean room, or surface of anything is a rewardment of focusing and work, it's your own reward that you gave yourself but you also worked for it yourself, plus clean things are nice and the aftermath are satisfying.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk that totally isn't here to justify my cheap job as a table cleaner at some cheaper restaurant 😀

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

mfs be like "we dont write gaz cause his va is 🏳‍🌈" but then continue to write for konig despite racist ass va 😭

like...

I loved this movie ngl

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

alright rb this and put in the tags: ur zodiac sign, if u like milk or not, and how tall u are

im a sagittarius i despise milk and i’m a whole 5'1 😔

admire this disgusting image I made

live laugh love guys