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getting jumpscares out here 😭

Great art 🫶

oh yes it's that time of year again

Me anytime I right with starscream in mind : ...So he was a whore

Friend : what did he even do

Me : HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID

Ok another kiss meme but with Soundwave this time let’s go

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a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

The baby probably goes by bird logic. Being that as a chick most of them are ugly little bastards. Not even close to resemblance to their parents and often times look like used gum that later looks like used gum rolled in lint.

As they mature though they start to become more and more mesmerizing creatures. Perhaps the baby will begin to grow strength and in turn learn how to Handle their own weight. A mix of new metallic features as well as organic. Eyes that share different hues like their human mother yet hold stern like their sire.

Perhaps their body takes better to additional metal attachments. Able to bare armor similar to a cybertronains natural flesh. Maybe the child could even learn cybertronain and speak in the same tongue as their sire and his kind.

I would just find it hilarious for the baby to be a ugly fuck to only then grow into a very pretty human/cybertronain mix

What was Autobot base like when Optimus had his little stupid ugly fucking baby especially with the humans reaction like Fowler,jack,Miko and Raf

other than the "holy shit I didn't know humans and bots could reproduce!" reaction during the pregnancy, they all have... mixed feelings on the baby. They all expected it to look cool as hell, but it's the smallest. ugliest, barely plated looking thing ever. It squeaks occasionally and likes being in its Sire's servo. Raf and Jack are mostly polite about it, with Raf showing a bigger interest in the baby (he's dealt with younger siblings before - so he's no stranger to its strange shape and noises - even if it's extra weird). Jack tries his hardest to find something nice to say about it before Arcee just tells him to let it go. Miko is mildly disappointed because she was hoping for the coolest-looking techno-organic monster ever! Meanwhile it's kinda cute if you look at it right. Don't let her babysit tho Fowler is sick of this shit. He already had to jump through so many hoops trying to make sure you got the adequate care and tests for carrying this biological impossibility - at this point just make him the Godfather (along with Ratchet). He will cry because he gets to be part of this fucked up baby's alien family

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I agree that no matter the universe he never seems to be the type to use terms of endearments. He's prickly or to driven by paranoia to do that. He cares for his own back that is evident yet as well all know it goes further than that.

If he admits he enjoys someone enough to have a specific title for them the universe may take them. Strip them from his life and leave a once caring name bitter on his glossa. Never able to think of the name or the phrase is hope that if he forgets of them perhaps he'd stop caring.

I agree on the first name bases but I also want to level that with acts of service. He won't call you sweetspark but he'd find that book you've been wanting. He'd may attention to changes you do and tell you that you don't look like a complete dumpster fire. He'd pick at your clothes saying how organics are inferior yet somehow new clothes show up around places you are frequently at for you.

He gets angry. He bites and hurts everyone around him and that wont change. It's who is a has only since worsen due to the war. He's always looked out for himself. He can't change that even for those he cares for. He can better their chances of survival though. Won't risk his own life for another but he'd tell you the fastest exit. And if you were a fellow cybertronain perhaps he make a stray comment on how Megatron is more deranged than usual. He could care little on if you see the medic for you scraps and dents yet they do piss him off when you dont. Your ruining the clean image of the cybertronain race is all

He isn't sweet and never fully will be. To love him is to understand all the angry you must go through. Starscream may never say how much he loves someone but perhaps he can let them know that he's happy their alive. If only for the momment.

honest to god i can't see starscream use any terms of endearments on anyone. i feel like he would call you by your first name and that's it. that's the most you can get from him.

Ex-Decepticon having to fight the urge to kill said human out of reflix. Like when you bother your cat by putting your hand on their stomach. And they just give you a look that tells you " I'm giving you a chance because I love you. But move your hand before you lose it." A cybertronains way is just by either slowly rolling away and their plating flexing alot.

We can get weird about human characters inspecting the undercarriage of cybertronian characters

Im losing my mind over assignments,college and finding a job lol.

But also here to share on how much I would like to die by ratchets valve. Just suffocate me at this point death by pussy sounds very enjoyable. Honestly just let me have the entire transformers Fandom.