"just Karate Chop Them In The Throat? That Usually Works."

“yeah i could kill the other champions no big deal.”

[ + champion team w/ possible megas + legendaries she has at her disposal ]

SAPPHIRE RP blog run by gio // follows as infernalpursuit 18+ & dash only ; non-mutuals & OCs friendly

rules under read more tags dump ;; rebloggable promo

this is a sideblog! I’ll follow back as infernalpursuit.

please fill out the interest checker even if we’re mutuals.

this blog is 18+ only, and any minor mun who try to follow will be blocked

i don’t roleplay with anons, personals, Pokèmon IRL blogs and OCs without an “about” page! You guys are free to send asks, but I won’t play with any of you.

i will also hardblock immediately anyone who knowingly reblogs or uses A.I. “art" 

obligatory mun=/= muse rule

i'm open for shipping and smut, since Sapphire here is post-game, and set many years after the events of ORAS - leaning on Alpha Sapphire's timeline; I won't ship nor play smut with any character who was an adult during the events of ORAS, tho. also remember she's sapphic :) sidenote: she's 24 now, and was 13 by ORAS times

I’m open for one-sided crushes on your muse’s side, but please contact me about it before engaging in one.

she has connections with Kyogre, is a Champion and (canonically) Rayquaza's chosen one. She's overpowered, and I'll play her as such -- and I expect people to understand. Of course this doesn't mean she'll automatically win, but I want any battle thread, be it fistfights or Pokèmon, to be plotted beforehand, all with the knowledge that I'll never make her hold back.

don’t force your muse on me. All his relationships, both positive and negative, are based on chemistry and growth.

I won’t interact with any blog that actively plays pokephilia. 

any kind of question is accepted, but if you start to annoy me with dumb nonsensical stuff or anything that doesn’t respect the rules will be deleted and blocked if you continue.

blog may end up being trigger-heavy. Everything will be tagged properly, but don’t hesitate to ask me to add some more trigger warnings if necessary; in return, I ask mutuals to please tag IRL suicide/suicidal thoughts, FNaF and spiders. I tag any triggers as #[trigger] tw! 

I’m always in for any kind of violent threads, both when it comes to Pokèmon battles and street brawls. I love rping something involving fights - but know that any hint of godmodding will result in me dropping the thread instantly.

don’t spam likes, especially if you’re a personal blog

if you want to rp just drop a starter or contact me for a plot. Remember that I'm selective and I have the rights to say no.

DO NOT reblog RPs, asks, headcanons or IC posts you’re not directly involved, unless we agreed for you to be part of it. i will hardblock you right away

I heavily encourage reblog karma. I’m obviously calmer when it comes to sentence starters, but please consider queueing it instead of reblogging right away without sending anything.

I tend to reblog the same prompts during the day once or twice. If I don’t get anything, chances are I will just delete it.

reblog stuff from source, no matter if they’re prompts, memes, musing or other people’s art. unless source isn’t available, I will promptly block any non-mutuals who reblog from me and eventually mutuals who keep doing it.

gio, 20+ y/o, italian, female

main blog is slightly-gay-pogohammer

…a blink, followed by a snort.

"Well, damn. And here I thought I'd avoid paparazzi if I came in this early."

She squints, tilting her head on the side. Hold oooon.

"…ain't you the Kahuna's kid? Think I saw ya on TV some months ago."

She didn't answer. Not for anything in particular. She just forgot to.

Aaaand he waves back! This person seems familiar...

"Uhhh not much! What's up with you?"

He had been hanging about the port, yearning for a dip in the water... but he couldn't with his brand new tattoo. "You... Do you have a bond with a strong Pokémon?"

Was that weird to ask right out of the gate?

--there we go.

"The same guy I defeated a handful of times already?"

Maybe a little bit of an exaggeration, but so far she was having way more luck in battle than him. Jorge was quick to jump on the side, hopping around the room and, most importantly, around both the Muk and its Trainer, almost trying to either distract them both or even make the Pokèmon hit Archie himself.

A trickster at heart, not unlike the little girl who just waltzed in an ecoterrorist group's base and started wrecking everything in her way.

"Psych up!", she chirps, the Sylveon stopping to charge up before restarting to hop around.

"Bwahaha!!"

More laughter echoes through the room as Archie plucks a Pokéball from the belt clip. He tosses it into the air, and out comes his Muk. An unpleasant aroma fills the air as the Pokémon cries out angrily.

"Wouldn't dare dissapoint now, would I? Who d'ya take me fer?"

A wave of his hand, and the Poison-type starts preparing a Sludge Wave to toss at the opposing Sylveon.

"Weeeeeelllllll, I've just been in Alola, but I wouldn't mind goin' back there.

I do have to beat my record for the volcano climb."

As always, she went for the oddest tourist traps and personal challenges. Sure, Mantine surfing and the Battle Tree were fun, but nobody could claim they climbed Wela's Volcano in 47 minutes and 18 seconds! Could be 46!

"But I heard that there's plenty to explore in Paldea. Something about special rocks that can change your Pokèmon Type, or something? Tera-whatever." a shrug "Sounds fun."

Oh if only finding a suitable replacement Gym Leader were that easy...

"It's not impossible, just... unlikely at the moment."

As to where they could go? There were so many places Steven wanted to explore and hadn't yet.

"You know me. I want to travel everywhere I can eventually. I haven't had the chance to properly visit Galar before, or Alola. A chance to visit Paldea outside of League work would be nice too... What about you? Where do you think we could go?"

chugs mayo like it’s soda

"Ah, no probs, my guy."

She's-- she's giving a thumbs up. She's holding on that giant ass bag and she's giving a thumbs up as if it was nothing. Girl what's your diet.

"That was kinda the point of this vacay, actually" she fixes the bag a little more, trotting behind them "Trekking and the battle tree. Aaaand maybe some Mantine surfing? Like, I knooow it's a tourist trap, but" a chuckle "consider me trapped, yeah?"

Oh that's. A ton of bags???

Hau is pretty impressed by the Blaziken's strength-- And sapphire's, too.

"Follow me. And if I need to help carry anything, let me know." Hau turns on his heel, starting to walk in the direction he remembered it being in.

"It's a bit of a trek, truth be told. But it's pretty worth it from what I've heard."

sapphi…………