Matt: Relax. Just Act Mature

"so I was just stress eating my cheese curds."

-A

*clothes are all the same colour of olive*

Jack: I don't really like the colour olive.

i hate when people say “tell me about yourself” like bitch my personality changes with whatever book i’m reading because i absorb the personality of the protagonist idk what to tell you

the annual vibe check has been released

Writing your own paper means making your own rules

Gay😷IRL

I will stare at your crotch till I figure this out.

-Maggie

I look fresh as a daisy!

-trumpet teacher

Grant Wallace (1868 -1955) 

Man as Ego: His 6 Bodies, ink watercolour, coloured pencil on paper c 1920

I got a burn mark on my hand 2 years ago in science class and I passed my teacher in the hall the other day and she asked me if I still had the scar and I shit you not I said "yea but it's okay caus its kinda shaped like Africa :)"