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Part (4/?)
Spoiling my tumblr followers by giving them the next part update first
(Im too lazy to post this on twitter)
discovering the joys of reading at the local library!!!
THIS MAKES NO SENSE TO ANYONE BUT MY FRIEND GROUP but if uou wanna ask about them you can.. maybe...perhaps. Looks at you with eyes equivalent to a fawn in morning dew
it’s always sunny x goth kids because….why not
imagine being so misogynistic you have to take it out on a nine year old gay boy. oh trey parker. put it down is definitely an episode
when craig finds out that stan is gay he is absolutely furious. he has been spending his whole life dealing with people mixing up him and stan because they both have dark hair and wear blue and have a melancholy demeanor and finally FINALLY in high school the mix ups started to lessen because when craig turned 15 he went through a massive growth spurt and ended up a good 4 inches taller than stan and WAY skinnier but now stan is gay, not to mention in a relationship with another guy from town, so he knows in his bones that now the mix ups are going to start up again and with a vengeance. it certainly doesn’t help that when stan and kyle get together craig and tweek are on a break because tweek was concerned that craig was cheating on him with guys at nyu and craig had responded very rationally with “i would never do that, they’re not attractive enough,” so now every mistaken congratulations on him and kyle “finally figuring it out” is like being shot, both because he misses tweek and because he’s horrifically insulted that anyone would think he would date kyle
mcau craig is one of the most guys ever. he went to nyu. he’s been in an on-again-off-again relationship with the same guy since age 10. he had a brief break with sanity where he had a crush on stan and almost bought a gun about it. he shops exclusively at whole foods, erewhon, and bristol farms. he dresses as gay as possible on purpose but is still assumed metrosexual. he tried to get the gay ear pierced but accidentally did the wrong one. he throws house parties where men get in free and women have to pay $20. his podcast is the only thing on his linkedin page. he calls his parents by their first names. he’s only into guys who look like tweek.
cryde as bff