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We need to talk more about how Charles lost to a baby in court

Трудно выбрать всего одного 🙄🤟

i'm going to stop captioning these videos with "i'm sorry" because....i'm really not

post-doomstar cringe + a funny

Coming home after the kidnapping

A commission from a few years back.  I don’t remember who it was for, but I know the cats’ names are Ham and Buu.

Uh oh! It’s Val with another… uhhh… it’s Val! Hey there! Been a while, hasn’t it? Has it? I didn’t look at the calendar yet… and I won’t now or I’ll feel bad about not posting in such a long time. My dear friend and prime piss boy @pissapocalypse (sorry not sorry) recently wrote a little script for me to voice act as Charles. I had a lot of fun doing this and the script was a joy to read and voice, so big thumbs up to my buddy for writing this for me. I’ll try to update this blog more, record more stuff, but lately I’ve picked up the guitar and been nearly unable to put it down again as I try to learn how to play it. Please help, my fingers are blistered and I can hardly feel my “WASD”-keys. Bear with me, maybe one day I’ll record some playing for this blog too, assuming I ever get good enough. But hey, you gotta start somewhere! The less experienced I am, the more I have the pleasure to learn after all. This post-turned-life-update has been brought to you by: @pissapocalypse​ ‘s script and my incoherent rambling. Thank you again, you’re a treasure.

Hey guys! So, I was really bored and started looking through my spotify playlists and realized something... (no one cares but here it goes 🤣)

Songs that remind me of dethklok members for no specific Reason...

(Well, maybe there's a reason... )

Nathan Explosion

(Ok, that's not just because Nathan reminds me of Peter Steele hahaha) for some reason I think that this song would totally fit a "in love" Nathan hahahaha... idk

2. Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Well, since Brendon Small compares Skwisgaar's attitude and playing (technical style etc) to Yngwie Malmsteen I guess it's fair enough hahaha (always remember about Skwisgaar whenever I listen to Malmsteen's songs)

3. Toki Wartooth

Maybe that's the most "random" one, but this song's vibe really got me thinking about Toki hahaha (It has the same energy... you know? Hahahah idk what I'm saying)

4. Pickles the drummer

Back in the "Snakes n Barrels" episode when they're playing in their reunion show, the song they play (before they start to literally freak out/trip really hard because of the "totally awesome sweet Alabama liquid snake" drug) totally reminds me of Double talkin' jive... I can easily imagine pickles singing that song... And maybe Dust N' bones as well...

5. William Murderface

Well... do I have to explain that one? 🤣

Anyways... that's something totally random... If someone sees it one day, I'd totally want to know what songs make you remember Dethklok/Metalocalypse characters 😊

Despite fucking multiple groupies per day, we never see Skwisgaar with hickies. Not once. I feel like being marked that way would be too much for him. It'd be too personal. Like, he wants love, desperately so, and the thought of carrying a mark from someone he'll never see again... It's too much. It hurts.