Evan Rocking Up To The Crouch Household With This When He's Invited To Meet Barty’s Parents

Remus would be lying if he said he didn’t seriously consider it

Sirius has definitely suggested letting moony and padfoot fuck on a full moon

People who need melatonin are weak. I have no problem falling asleep, unconscious is my favorite way to exist.

Me when I read a 600,000 word fanfic: dude it’s not even that long, that flew by

Me when I see a long paragraph anywhere else: that’s… sooooo much wordsssss 😩

Pandora: Hey guys, are you a poet, king, or soldier?

Pandora: I’m a poet for sure

Evan: I’m a king obviously. Barty?

Barty: *without hesitation* executioner

Evan: *romantic sigh*

being done with midterms and going on spring break means i finally have time to focus on what truly matters in life.

fanfiction.

I love how we measure our lives in years because each year is a revolution around the sun and we’re physically in the same place each year but we’ve changed and aged and the world is different but we’re going in the same circle over and over again and by nature life is both cyclical and progressive

Barty strutting on a treadmill listening to BRAT

Barty, Pandora, Peter, Mary, and Lily are left handed.

James, Remus, Regulus, Evan, Marlene, and Dorcas are all right handed.

Sirius was supposed to be left handed but his parents made him only use his right and now he’s right handed.