Fuck-yeah-you’re-doomed

y’all my tumblr is slacking. i had to find out from tiktok that DAVID TENNANT IS THE DOCTOR AGAIN

WTF

every night i have a battle with my reflection over whether or not i’m going to brush my teeth. and every night i do. out of pure spite. you want me to brush my teeth so fucking badly. fine. fine you motherfucker. i will. because i’m not a pus-

nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

we got the radio interruption announcement

yk the ‘bury your gays’ trope where the writers kill off gay characters? great name. but what about ‘kill your queers’. it’s so bad and it just sounds like a hate crime but like. the alliteration is nice yk.

ofmd spoilers

Nigel and Chauncey getting stabbed/shot in the same eye.

Everyone blaming Stede when it was just an accident.

the way khonshu was like

i’m just gonna appear in random places and be super ominous and scary to mess with steven

like what was the reason other than to torment the poor boy

is this loss

while we were watching judge judy my sister just asked my grandpa what his name was and my mom responded by yelling “im batman” from the kitchen where she was making burgers

“Names are like moms with sprinklers”

-my mother misreading a sign that said “Nanas are like moms with sprinkles”