Remus: A SPIDEEER!!!!!! Janus: KILL IT! SMASH IT! Orange: BURN IT! Remus: STAB IT WITH A KNIFE! GET

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Fanfiction consists of an enormous collection of genres, and smut is merely one tiny portion of it. The best fics I've read have little to no sex scenes, but those that do are brilliantly written and actually of high quality. All forms of fanfiction are works of art and judging it solely based on misconceptions and rumors is unacceptable.

That being said- here's two fics (WIPs as of the time I'm writing this) that have delicious (and almost exclusively) kinky times I highly recommend:

Undercover, by @captainblou and @eybefioro. Simply wonderful. Post s2. Pince of Hell Crowley. Supreme Archangel Aziraphale. Elevators. Cosplays. Pencils.

Cranking up the heat, by @vavoom-sorted-art. Ever heard of "a picture equals a thousand words"? Well, there's 22 pictures (again, as of today) AND almost 4k words. Mind blowing stuff. Insatiable Aziraphale. Wow. A lil preview:

c!thomas: somehow this feels like third wheeling…

My internet had shut down today and I redrew more stuff out of boredom :V

Idk if I'll finish it, maybe, but I really like the improvement!

i’m in love with how you feel

alt vers under cut

Witch one of your Sander Side AU's is your favorite

ik i havent drawn much of it- but i really dig the ones with like wings !!!! the wing aus !!!!! so heres a virgil with a w in  g- i havent rlly drawn anything for this au bc,,, i h8 drawing wings with a passion kms

Unconsciously searching out each other’s hand while sleeping with platonic dukexiety?

left brain right brain, adhd autism. you. you get it.

They're roommates

Remus: Will you date me? Breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no. Virgil: 初めに、神は天と地を創造されました。 Remus: What the…? Virgil: 地球は形もなく虚無であり、暗闇が深海の面を覆いました… Remus: Is that actually the Bible?! Virgil: …そして神の霊が水面の上に浮かんでいました。 Remus: And you stopped breathing, too?! Virgil: そして神は「光あれ」と言われました。 Remus: Christ, it would have been preferable for you to just have beaten me up and called me gay!