Probably A Lukewarm Take But I REALLY Didn’t Like The Dress They Put Christina In Sooo I Gave Her Something

I need a dabihawks AU where they are drag queens and they get cast on the same season of RuPaul's Drag Race. They're first shady towards each other because they have two very different drag styles but then develop a showmance where they're constantly around each other and you can see them in the background of episode being super touchy and they just live for each other, but then, for storyline reasons, they lipsync against each other but it's okay because they are still super flirty with each other after the show.

Basically give me Drag Queen dabihawks

i love this scene so much . he mixes up the words it’s so cute. i should make a comp of orel just being a normal 12 year old (the good ending)

Julie and Frank whenever that bitch-ass flower wouldn't bloom

(Julie cussing reminded me of how Taylor says "bitch" in this video)

I headcanon that Dabi has ADHD ✨

Idk why but long-hair Laurie reminds me of those dogs that constantly have their eyes covered

(I love Win or Lose It's so amazing Laurie is my favorite)

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Writers when it's time to write the story no one forced them to come up with in the first place 🙄

"waow i really wanna be this persons friend.." continues to not talk to them but likes every single one of their tumblr posts i come along

There's an episode of Welcome Home and it's Frank being annoyed at Eddie messing up as a mailman so they go around the neighborhood trying to find someone to be the new neighborhood mailman. Eddie catches wind of this, gets upset, and it ends with Eddie singing The Giver by Chappelle Roan (or a song that sounds very similar and has similar lyrics) and it's supposed to be like "it's in my nature to be a mailman everyone loves me being the mailman" but really it's one big innuendo for Eddie having a crush on Frank but it's the 70s and they can't be openly gay.

Trust me, I saw the episode with my own eyes (I just think the line "baby, I deliver. Ain't no country boy quitter I get the job done" is very Eddie Dear coded)

wishing all people who constantly make “jokes” about hating men and men being disgusting etc. a very please fucking THINK about what you are doing and how you are harming the world at large