This Cat Picture Reminded Me Of Ralsei Doobie So I Took Matters Into My Own Hands

ok im on tumblr now what do i do

I just fixed something, said "there we go," then it stopped working and I said "oh, there we gon't."

I'm scared to look in the mirror too long in case mirror me loses the staring contest

No way lemme try this shit I own a cat I own a cat I own a cat I own a cat wait hold on I own an infinite chalice of ice cream and 2 cats

anyone notice on tumblr when u press the blue button a window comes up you can write words in and then if you hit the post button whatever you write ends up becoming true and did you know that rihht now 100% of atoms in the universe just turned into ants approaching our location

"kill them with kindness" WRONG! KILL THEM WITH SECRET SECOND DRAGONBITE VIPER🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

Playing Geometry Dash with my phone in my hand is giving texting while driving vibes and I'm goated so therefore your honor that family of four had it coming to them