hmm
Once a vacuum cleaner salesman stole my mom’s vacuum cleaner :(
this article is sad but the image combined with the headline is stan
Soop :)
NATO Standard Phonetic Alphabet,
The phonetic alphabet was developed as a way to spell things out over radio communications that may be less then ideal, I.E. a lot of static or weak signal. All the words were chosen because they have a distinct sound that is easy to pick out. Military and police communications use the phonetic alphabet heavily and can be helpful to know for talking over CB’s or FRS (walky talky) radios.
I only make it halfway through the sandwich (if that) before I’m like “this was a good sandwich. Now show me the ~mayonnaise bread~ and Meat!”
Didn’t know this was a thing other people did!
So yet another weird thing about me is that I like to taste sandwiches both together and in their individual pieces. For about the first 2/3 of a sandwich I eat it normally but in the last third I eat every piece separately.
I did this even as a kid but my dad got annoyed at me “dissecting” my food and kept telling me to stop. So this began a two decade long ruse where I pretended to be very bad at eating sandwiches.
I’m not dissecting my food, father. The sandwich is simply falling apart. Oh no. What a shame. Guess I’ll have to eat these bacon bits and lettuce separately.
I recently told my dad about this because I’m an adult now and can eat how I want and yeah he never caught on. He thought I was just incredibly bad at eating sandwiches this whole time.
Good questions! I’ve wondered the same myself!
Story name:Prince Lindworm
“Okay that sounds pretty cool”
A queen longs for a child and a witch offers her two roses,one for a girl and one for a boy,but she must eat only one or something bad will happen
“She eats them both”
She eats them both
“Hah,knew it”
The queen gives birth to twins,the firstborn being a hideous serpent and the second being a perfect boy-
“Wait,why are they both boys?Shouldn’t they be a boy and a girl?Is the lindworm transgender?”
That’s not part of the story-
“Is the human prince transgender?Did they king/queen raise them as a boy so they would have a heir?”
Please get back to the story-
“I need to write this down”
Just read the story I’m begging you-
I'm so tired of living this way (← girl that will never do anything to change her way of living because breaking the routine scares her more than anything)