Trans Dipper HC: Their Parents Are Transphobic But Dipper Was Introducing Himself As A Boy From The Start

God damn it.

My hungry ass could never be a folklorist

Once a vacuum cleaner salesman stole my mom’s vacuum cleaner :(

this article is sad but the image combined with the headline is stan

:) thanks I needed to hear this

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

I think that a really cool au idea for a hat in time would be one based on the prince lindworm fairytale. Maybe not romantic, but there’s some dadcher potential… like it’s a story about a worm monster with no back legs who is secretly a prince who becomes human through the power of love/being hit with a really big stick, so I think that would be neat to do something with. I’m nowhere near talented enough to do anything with it though lol

thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

idk

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*