oh my god god god god god my dad just tried to complain about me wearing earrings with ghosts on them because they're "not very festive" so i said Well Actually ghosts are very appropriate for christmastime and he said tell you what if you can show me a single christmas themed thing that has ghosts in it i won't say another word about your fashion choices this entire holiday. i Promise. so i got him to lean in realllllll close as i opened up the browser app on my phone and slowly began to type "A CHRISTMAS CAROL" while the blood rapidly drained from his face.
we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger
Mold fairies with their berry of choiceπ Instead of pixie dust they leave trails of mold spores.
Just wanted to share some shockingly good news in these difficult times. The full article is really worth reading. [Find it here]
waving my freak flag at half mast to indicate there has been a pervert tragedy
women on male dominated fields (facism and dictatorship)
happiest birthday to my wife, my girlfriend, the loml, my situationship, and so on π―π