Im Stuck With Like Five Ppl In The House We Need It Man

i have never wanted to shoot an sdv crow as much as i have now 

im starting a new save to marry another bachelor ( i cannot bring myself to divorce and remarry on a file so multiple it is) and the crow went for my ONLY bean sprout ON WEDNESDAY alksdfjsladfjs like not the multiple cauliflower or potatoes or parsnips noooooooo just the only fuckin bean sprout sfaklsdjfas

this will be nice to just have

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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

sweet sweet doge

im big sad cause my ancesty dna stuff came back and like it has me so confused cause i know for a fact my biological grandmother was from japan she came over after ww2, but somehow i have no connections in my dna to any part of japan laskjdfajlskfkjldjflk 

my feels hurt damnit 

APPARENTLY I GET TO EAT MY GOD DAMN WORDS FUK ME 

I NEARLY SWALLOWED MH TONGUE. Okokokok so i was just quickly running to look at the wagon for the cabbage seeds for the greenhouse and after that i went to check on my four crabpots (i bought one originally and got the other 3 from the cc) and i got a lobster two days in a row (it hasnt happened to me before and ive had like maybe 5 save files idk)  

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

to anyone who is frends with me, if you play pkmn shield can you toss me shield exclusive pkmn i wanna get the shiny charm and i cant get that without shiled babys afjafds

One day a few years ago i adopted a couple of freshman and even after graduation to this day we still talk even if im chronically allergic to texting lmao 

one of my boys just called and had to make sure he knew he was gonna text me at 1 am on my birthday but missed it and then called when he was at work to make sure, im gonna cry (HES ALSO GETTING MARRIED SOON MY BOOYY) 

and on a funnier note i believe the other might just text happy one year older lmao cause this little turd on my graduation day hands me a starlord pin (im pretty sure he was the one who gave it to me, cause one gave me a starlord pin and the other gave me a deadpool one i loved them both) and he hands me the pin and says congrats your old like the little shit he was 

p.s. if either of you have found this the chairs still my favorite even if i have no idea where it is now lmao