Let’s Suck His Dick Together

House deleting the message that would let Wilson immediately move out of his apartment, staring at his sleeping body in silence while the soundtrack is playing "love will make you do wrong" is actually insane, the lost craft of queerbaiting

House doing anything instead of clinic duty

clown graveyard and its just one grave

house knows wilson by his knock 😭

Shared hobbies………

dont get mad at me. but i think if house and wilson got together way earlier in their lives, house would still let wilson be with/marry other women with the full knowledge and understanding that wilson will cheat on them with him because house uses this to measure his importance to wilson and how wilson will always choose him over everything and everyone else. its like a really sad mindgame that gives him the feeling of power and control in their relationship so he doesnt intentionally sabotage it out of fear that wilson will end it first, thereby taking the control out of his hands. and house justifies it to himself as a win/win either way because he knows wilson will always put him first, or if wilson ever puts his wife first, house can say he always knew wilson was never going to commit to him in the end and that's why he never committed, either. u know

coupon thief

im about to cry by my own drawings bro

It cracks me up that Wilson is canonically really good in bed He had all there wives say to House’s face he only cared about you House but dick game was CRAZY