They Need To Bring Back Homophobic Yaoi

i just started watching house md— like literally maybe 12 episodes in— but i the undeniable dynamic between wilson and house is palpable. like half the dynamic is “oh yeah this is my buddy. i hate everyone except this guy who is forced to tolerate me.” and the other half presents as “oh yeah thats my friend. id do anything for him even if hes a criminal in most cases. id leave my wife for him” or something along those lines. its an odd codependency ive stumbled upon, though i cant complain.

being autistic makes the house md experience tons more immersive because you'll be like THINGS R CHANGING 😦😦😦I HATE CHANGE THIS IS SO SCARY FUCK FUCKKK!!!!!! and that is also exactly how house is feeling

Keke Palmer as Emerald Haywood • Nope (2022) dir. Jordan Peele

i actually do think house and wilson should go on a big romantic weekend in the poconos but they joke about doing it purely as an experiment to see if they actually do fall in love, because everyone else already thinks they are but they swear they aren't, and they planned it while super drunk and made several huge, non-refundable deposits so they kinda have to see it through to the end. so they go, and they can't stop laughing at everything, and it feels awkward and silly and they can't take anything seriously because everything is covered in rose petals and candles and they keep getting served champagne and chocolate-covered strawberries. there's no way they're in love!! they can't even soak in the heart-shaped hot tub together without arguing!! so they ditch the final night of their reservation and hit up the casino and a club, where they do end up fucking in a dirty bathroom stall where the door doesn't even lock. turns out reckless gambling and doing bodyshots off bartenders is the romantic push they need

Do y'all think House pops random boners when Wilson is mean to him.. like when Wilson sawed through House's cane I coulda SWORN I saw House get turned on in that very moment. I need to see Wilson slapping tf outta House only for House to nearly cum in his pants

No context this scene sounds like they're telling House to get his bisexuality under control

i will fry you in butter, garlic, and herbs

wilson is a wife guy for sure but like not any of the ones he married