these men broke into my house and started performing their intricate rituals. advice????
Season 7, episode 21: The Fix
Told a scientist he'd have sex with him if he wasn't a dork
Verdict: FRUITY
they did not have to zoom in on them both straight after this line...,,,,
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So you're telling me that there's a House subplot where House calls Wilson a wuss for being unable to choose furniture. Wilson of course denies this, so House challenges him to find at least one piece of furniture that Wilson likes. His excuse for this is that all of Wilson's exes have picked out the furniture, and that shouldn't define Wilson's taste. That he should find a piece of furniture that "says something about himself". Anyway, Wilson fails miserably and is unable to find ONE piece of furniture he likes.
His loss to House makes him confide in Cuddy, who tells him to just hire a decorator and stop caring about what House says. So he does. He hires a decorator, and House notices it instantly. Wilson basically immediately admits to hiring a decorator, but then House notices one piece of furniture still covered by a cloth across the room. He walks over, reveals what's inside and smiles. It's one of those organ piano things, clearly meant for House. The ONE furniture that Wilson liked and was able to choose was one for House.
And I kid you not, it ends with House saying "I like what this says about you Wilson" whilst Wilson just fondly... stares. Then he walks off and House continues playing.
This show I swear to god.
House stealing Wilson's clothes (red sweater, grey hoodie, camouflage hat and tie, what's next his soul?)
jae. 32. any pronouns. autistic lesbian. will babygirl (verb) any old man.
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