Well Iykyk

i cant even blame house for falling in love with wilson at first sight. i did too.

Hat mouse

"all in" is such a fun episode bc everyone looks hot and they're mostly having a good time. but can i point out wilson being cringe and cute:

when house calls him while he's still playing poker and he goes "if youre gonna mess with me wouldnt it be more fun doing it in person" aka i miss u can u come back 🥺

"keep your answers short and discreet" "the chicken is still in piccadilly square"

when he's scolding house for being obsessed with that patient he lost a decade ago meanwhile he literally remembers her too. by name even. like ok now who is obsessed with who

how excited he was giving house a play by play of how he won the poker tournament!! his tail was literally wagging hes like yeah i know youre going thru it rn but like i won :3

giggling about barnacle penis. wasnt even that funny my guy. u just have a crush

man im high af thought house was talkin to a mini wilson

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house md in a nutshell

does anyone wanna hangout someday

rip house, you would’ve loved buzzfeed quizzes

babygirl turning into a hamster