the world may be total shit but i feel blessed to have existed during the same time as avatar the last airbender
Welcome to my shop, can I get ya anything?
Probably one of my greatest accomplishments during quarantine is pitching the idea to my mom (a teacher) for her school to operate like Japanese schools where the kids stay in one class and teachers rotate when they reopen. I animeified my mom's school
Your worst fucking nightmare
jake gyllenhaal is my favorite celebrity because he’s so goddamn elusive and weird. he’s always in good movies and is a very good actor. he’s also extremely hot. but on the other hand he’s the guy New Yorkers spot wearing a birthday hat at a restaurant and buying ice cream sandwiches in bulk. he’s the guy Taylor swift wrote a near whole album about. and he’s not on any social media so I can’t confront him. honestly who is this man.
honestly, the worst part about not being with my ex anymore is that I no longer have a dog to snuggle
Y’all where’s my damn flowers
A few months ago I mentioned to my friend that she should buy her boyfriend flowers because more men should get flowers from their partner and she did it today and apparently he was shaking from excitement and emotions because he’s never recieved flowers before. So, anyway, get yo man some flowers.
So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.
Damn, y'all really out here recreating The Crucible 400 years later, huh?
Let’s just casually spread it until it becomes an actual thing.
I don’t know how else to describe what you’re gonna see here, it’s just random stuff
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