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what if reader becomes obsessed with raditz first? like they decide, "yeah you're mine now" and just cannot get enough of him? they just absolutely adore him and think he's perfection

(how hard is he from all of the praise and worship? lmfao)

YOOOOOO lmao i love that

all of the compliments and hair brushing and cuddles and tasty food and blow jobs

it's probably worth noting that he would not trust it one bit at first and would probably be resistant to "belonging" to a weak little human. prolly would make a point of trying to be menacing and mean but the angry posturing would be part of his appeal ofc lmao

just picturing him all puffed up at first, suspicious of being tricked because no one has been nice to him like this since his mama, and then slowly mellowing out into a smug "well of COURSE you adore me" and flexing as he gets felt up and gobbling up home cooking and other such things

(and yeah goes without saying once he comes around to trusting that the praise and worship is genuine and not flattery he would want to dick the reader down and/or get his cock worshiped. just picturing him sitting down with his legs spread, leaning his cheek on one fist, and being bemused but pleased as someone slurps at it)

Master Roshi

-Han Kang - The Vegetarian

Dreamy Cat-Girl

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Starting Bid is 30 USD

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To Instantly buy this design, it’ll be 50 USD.

Instantly buying this design for content creation (PNG/Vtuber, youtube videos, etc) will be 85 USD.

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Usually these adopts I see are priced in the hundreds, but I don’t think my art is that good to charge so much lol :,3

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

Ganondorf's Language in The Wind Waker

I kept threatening to write a post about how gorgeous Ganondorf’s language is in the Japanese version of The Wind Waker, but I didn’t think anyone would be interested. In the end, though, I couldn’t stop myself.

My conclusion is that Ganondorf speaks in terse yet powerful sentences, and his rich vocabulary and slightly archaic grammar give his words a highly lyrical quality, which is localized into the rhetorical flights of fancy of the English version.

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