Ewan McGregor As Obi-Wan Kenobi Star Wars: Episode 1- The Phantom Menace (1999)

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aaaaAAAAaah? what would dating alex summers be like, maybe a head canon or whatever ur feelin but please.,,... please. i love that boy sm

can i just say lucas till/alex is like the hottest man meat made on land and oh my god i had this fucking huge crush on him in first class i mean damn a broken man who clearly has trust issues and a little misunderstood and a bit of an ass who means well but sdgHFUCKING LOOK AT HIM THAT SEXY SMIRK - 

- let’s get this straight. he’s a fucking pre-schooler okay. like, he looks like he could eat you up like you’re a FINE ASS FRENCH DESSERT but he’s literally that one shitty punk in kindergarten who pulls on your pigtails to tell you that he likes you

- a fucking real life tsundere like how does this even happen

- please be forewarned that if he insults you he probably likes you

- like “hah you’re so short babe you could be my armrest” or “man your eyes are fucking huge” or “your hair is a messs HAHAHAHAHA”

- translation: “you’re really cute i like how short you are and no i didn’t mean to offend you!!!” “i love your eyes they’re so big and beautiful i feel like i can drown in them” “god i love your fucking hair it looks like you just got fuc -”

- tries to act like a “bad boy” but is actually a dorky little shit who tries to act cool to impress you but just comes off as shy little jock who just wants to protect his friends

- lemme tell you thIS BOI IS A FUCKING MESS AROUND YOU GOSH PLS PROTEC HIM - 

- “alex? you okay? you’re really red” “m-MEE??? RED??? don’t be dumb it’s just the lighting ahHAHAAHAHAH” “you’re burning up too” “?????i have cancer”

- is SUPER AWKWARD AROUND YOU LIKE - 

- not just “oh-i-kinda-broke-your-window-with-my-laser-powers” awkward but “peter-maximoff-trying-to-tell-erik-he’s-his-son” awkward

- literally took him six fucking months to tell you he’s in love with you

- “oh hey alex, whats up?” “u-u-uh n-nothing j-just wanted to t-tell you that I-l-l-l-love -” “???” “ - PEANUTS. I LOVE PEANUTS” 

- even when he finally confessed to you it still takes him another six months to find the balls to tell it to you again

- tries to act cool around you during target practice except he gets distracted by you bending over and fucking blasts a hole the size of the Hulk onto the wall

- “professor i didn’t mean -” “i’m not even mad, i’m just impressed”

- professor charles blushes every time he skims through alex’s mind because it’s literally full of teenage hormones and fantasies about his face in between your thighs lmao

- alex is VERY paranoid about his affections

- like it’s not like he’s ashamed of you being affectionate with him but he’s properly terrified of feeling overwhelmed and losing control of his powers and blasting you into fucking road kill

- “are you implying you get turned on from hugs?” “….” “……alex?”

- alex summers is the ultimate stereotype of an overly-protective boyfriend

- “oh my god alex did you get into a fight again???” “…he was looking at you funny” “aLEX HE WAS ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS” “HE WAS LOOKING YOU UP I’M SORRY THAT I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR SAFETY”

- he has his cute moments. stares at you with his face flushing red and lacing his rough, calloused fingers through yours and pressing your foreheads together and trying his best to control himself from starting something with you

- “hehe, alex you’re really warm” “…..shut up babe”

- again i will reiterate: he considers you one of the best things he’s ever had since solitary confinement and will literally fucking fight for you 

- “that’s cute and all but i’m not ignoring the fact that you tried to toast bread with a laser” “….seriously?” “seriously, alex. use a fucking toaster”

- when he’s going through a bad drean he pulls you into his chest and wraps his arms around yours and just holds you close and noses his face into your neck and doesn’t let up until he falls asleep

- you’ve told him how much your heart flutters when you see him smile or smirk and he uses it against you every time he’s about to lose an argument

- “…that’s not fair you know i can’t deny you when you do THAT” “get used to it, babe :)”

- there are times when he just rambles on and jokes about dumb stuff like hank’s feet or erik’s smile but most of the time he goes radio silent and doesn’t want to do anything else but just hang around you

- you find it a little strange but when he’s with you he just sits in a corner and reads a book and only looks up in panic when you’re about to leave

- “….i like hanging around you….it feels nice.” “well i’m gonna go and make a sandwich, wanna come?” “….okay”

- likes cornering you and pinning you against the wall and smirking at you just to see your reaction

- you always give him this impassive “seriously alex?” look every time he tries that and he fucking stAMMERS and BLUSHES and he’s like “fuck my life why did i do that now i look like a total fucking loser -” and almost doesn’t realize it when you lean up to him and press a chaste kiss to his lips

- he just fucking stares jaw-slacked at you as you flick his nose and go “i don’t mind you acting like bad boy havok but i think i like my cute dorky alex summers better” and fucking walks off with a sashay to your hips and alex just outright staring at your ass while touching his lips with his fingers 

- he chases you and kisses you so hard you hit your head afterwards lmao

fuck i love him

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