FUCKING, PLEASEEE, I Can't, Holy Shit This Has Killed Me. I Have Spent So Many God Damned Hours Reading

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Gecko’s are pog

Super paper mario for the wii is a good game and here’s why [spoilers]

Legit the best part is when a koopa troopa yells BYOOOOORT in response to being brain washed. The way brain washing works in the story is bad but I can’t get over the BYOOOOORT. There’s also an entire chapter dedicated to letting my mans Squirps take a shit and like, space travel for the shitter.

Is gameplay meh at times? absolutely but also please why was the intro scene peach and bowser unwilfully marrying??? like excuse me Bleck but using bondage tactics doesn’t make for a legitimate marriage agreement??

also getting chunked is an actually scary thing to hear

Francis the chameleon is fucking wild why does this game have a dating game segment and why does his boss battle have him trying to vore you??

Why does a convict yell HOT GIRL ALERT. WHY IS THE MAID A SPIDER also confirmed slave labour and in the same story segment you pull a sage from the toilet????????

Austin kangaroo from the backyardigans is a fuckboi 100%

Bowser refusing to help peach and mario at first, only agreeing because there’d be no world for him to rule otherwise is a mood, and his refusal to be called sweet just screams me too.

a shady boi was in a loving relationship with a butterfly who is also a pointer but like hypnotism girl also loves the shady boi and it’s just an ouchers moment when rejected. And yes I know she wasn’t originally a butterfly, nor is she technically a butterfly I think??? idk but still they get back together and you know, mans be still in love with her. Honestly tho, good for them, physical form means nothing to them which is just, yeah I wish society was just like that but maybe not to the extreme of fucking an insect but you do you ig

Mr L is cool as fuck but dude imagine if he was Luigi or some shit

MARIO GOES TO ACTUAL HELL AND LIVES

Are you implying that you can remember what a semester is after the second day? Wish that was me

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Cars are like gay sex. Some people love em, others not so much.

why are people SO annoying about cars like people wanting to be able to live their adult lives without feeling ashamed that they can't drive does not mean that you yourself can't enjoy driving nor does it mean that cars should be abolished. public transport will not be accessible to everyone even in an ideal future and there will always be situations in which individualized transport is necessary. cars will always be here.

driving is a useful skill but it doesn't change the fact that many people in urban centers should be able to easily live their lives without it if they want to. and it certainly doesn't mean that they should be met with shock or disappointment when they can't do this one regulated activity that requires money and a time commitment (including others' time) to learn because for some reason it's become a societal expectation (at least in North America) that everyone of age knows how to drive

okay I’m really curious abt this for reasons so everyone pls reblog and tag how many people you follow, I want to know what’s like a normal amount

But as it turns out, Sonic was not fast enough.

merry christmas eve to this post only

man, this came out much better than I was expecting

Discrete mathematics and psychology are like 2 friends who agree on a recipe for a meal. But discrete mathematics feels the need to explain every single way the recipe could be wrong while psychology just responds with "yeah but this could be correct for some people"