I'd Consider Helping Him Find His Tortoise Brethren, But That'd Be An Insult To Tortoises

Apparently my handwriting has gotten worse since the start of this month, which is nice because like, pog no more having other people commenting on my handwriting all the time B)

Now all that's missing is for there to be the tumblr visit equivalent to a rise in teen pregnancies and thus creating a debate to pretty much the effectiveness of abstinence.

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

I’m fine

twitter has reminded me of a very important anniversary today. happy ten years to idw phase two!! (holy shit, ten years.)

Why does my dad always assume that me being tired is because I was up late? Like bro just let me be tired and not be judgy ye basterd

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

life really went and let me be happy for a hot sec then proceeded to rip that joy out of me and dump me to the curb as an empty husk. thx life I love you too

Tomorrow I’m legal :)

imagine me, about to watch a video on youtube and to my amazement, youtube decides the ad is gonna be for some show where girl want fuck boy who make promise he never keep but it feels good so she still want fuck him because that’s how normal people relationships are right? wanting to the fuck because he lie and make false promises and also have pp that make fuck fun is just, ok then.

like man, I’m just tryna watch yt while basically high rn but my mood just gets ruined by the “it’s only when he makes promises he never keeps when it always feels the best” because it just brings a rage in me. If I’mma be with someone why would I want to be mistreated and lied to??? I wanna be with someone who the trust is with big time.

existence is suffering my body is pain