It Is Perfect As Is

I hate every single one of you for calling me a Dave strider, now I'm going to go a wear my sunglasses again

every guy with blonde hair and an association with the color red that has a worrisome past and emotional issues he covers up with a pair of sunglasses is by definition a Dave Strider and tragically this does include kobra kid

Yum

Anyone else notice how every time the clattering teeth icon resets it's animation, solid blue buttons on the mobile app flicker?

It is pasech my dudes. Matzoh go yummers

my dentist: hey I see your wisdom teeth seem to be coming in, have you been experience any pain or irritation?

me: not really, I’ll have the occasional moment where I’m aware of them being there, but it’s not constant you know?

my dentist: okay so we got someone who specializes in wisdom tooth removal, I’ll ask them when they come in later today if they’d be able to remove yours

me: o-okay

reblog and put in the tags where you’re at emotionally

Dw, the moment you feel like you've gotten used to the conversion, it becomes overshadowed by a new random ass conversion that decides to take priority

you would think that after 20 years of converting est to cst i would be used to it but i still have to look it up every time

this is also my response to ppl who decide to call me tiny penis online.

At least it fits in my pants

to all the people who say they have/wish to have a megadonger of a dick, just think about this. this exact reason is why you should be happy with your size.

The conversation concluded with the question "how would one effectively fillet an orphan"

What percentage of orphan is required to construct a human? -literally a conversation I just had

A