If You So Much As Think About It, Your Knees Will Be Bees

Welcome to hell with a hint of earth sprinkles on the side naruto

the future is now

I read this whilst just coming off of the energy that is turning words into penis and thus I felt penis energy reading this

tumblr should do that thing netflix does where if you try to screenshot a post the screen blacks out. this would prevent containment breaches to instagram/twitter/tiktok and would force people to start coming up with their own jokes. more importantly it would allow a lot of us to stop living in fear

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See, I don't check this social network all that often, but when I do I simply don't regret it

me: existing doing nothing

my brain: emotions time babeyyyyyyy

me: I have absolutely no idea what this emotion is, guess I’ll just distract myself till it  goes away

my brain: fucking asshole don’t ignore me!!!!!!!!!

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The crab war on buckets has begun

im trying to nap but i cant because i can overhear my mom being radicalized in the living room

If I’m driving and you come up tail-gating me to an absurd level in a pickup or a jeep, don’t be surprised to hear a very loud FUCK YEAAAAAA or YOU DRIVE WITH A COCK THAT BIG? because I use those tactics to confuse and halt idiots on the road

Yo you guys ever just like, shake your glass while filling it with water thinking “mmm yes this will make it fill faster, absolutely”