Ive Got Fuckin 45 Of These Bitches To Edit Down Into Usable Emotes Or Whatever. Which Doesnt Seem Like

Wedding night (OCs)

im a lil sick and i thought itd be a good idea to drink some hot tea with honey to help my throat.

so i was sipping my tea and was a lil sad thinking it was ass and wondering if i put in too little honey, only to get a massive glob of honey in the very last mouthful!

My dumb ass forgot to fucking stir my tea!!!

If I do it again I’m just gonna yeet myself into the fucking sun and soft block myself.

I swear to god it’s like I don’t read. Smh

i sat down to write the legend of Pixie Hollow for my pixies in case it ever comes up and instead i wrote whatever the fuck that was.

I guess it kinda makes sense bc the Pixies are from Pandora, so the myth of the world's creation leads into Pixie Hollow, but still.

I was going for watership down and struck the old testament ig.

I hate the sound of babies crying, but I can't hate a baby. They've been here for like five minutes and approach this situation with an unhesitant attitude of "my needs are unmet and I am going to make it everybody's problem", and I respect that.

I woke up in the absolute worst pain today and I retched taking my meds. I think I’m officially sick.

Say Hi to Dr. Morphine, my newest OC I am losing my mind over.

Do you like dragons? Do you like pirates? D o you like goth pirate dragon dommy mommies? :3

the Poignancy(TM) of the Jim-Stricklander dynamic: mentor turned opponent, protégée turned enemy. really gets me in the gut because it's so painfully obvious that Strickler actually did want to protect Jim on some level and genuinely valued his student's bright-eyed enthusiasm and heroic nature up until it started being a real threat to his goals, at which point he became vicious and cruel with horrible ease.

but also, the Hilarity(TM) of how hedge-wizard assassin's declared nemesis is a teenager whose level he frequently descends to in an increasingly undignified series of slapfights, powertripping, and taunting that culminates with Stricklander dating Jim's mom, only for him to fall hard for said lady who instilled all these obnoxious values in the kid in the first place. peak tragicomedy. no notes.