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“eddie,” you said, pushing his head out from your neck. “we’re in public.”
“babe.” he pouted, grabbing onto the belt loops in your jeans and hoisting you on his lap. “we’re in a trailer park, that’s hardly bein’ in public.”
“wayne can probably see us from your living room window,” you said, pushing his chest but still not moving from his lap.
“tell me to stop then.” he smiled and pulled you in by your waist, flushing your chest to his own.
“baby, i don’t know what your angle is here, but you’re not fucking me on a dirty picnic table.”
“still not sayin’ stop.” he started massaging your jean-clad thighs. “i think you’re into this.”
you didn’t say anything, just continued looking at him while his hands scattered all along your waist and legs.
“you’ve got pretty eyes, eds.” you said, cupping his cheeks in your hands. “they’re like kaleidoscopes.”
“they’re just brown.” he replied moving his hands up to the top of your waist. “yours are prettier.”
you laughed. “mine are the same color.”
“so you’re really just complimenting yourself?”
“no.” you said. “we’re just both pretty.”
his hands began gripping your wasting and moving you back and forth over his lap. despite the two layers of jeans between you, you couldn’t help but let out a soft whine.
“not so worried about making a scene now, huh?” he laughed.
“shut up,” you said, eyes closed while your arms were now wrapped around his neck. “you’re still not fucking me on this picnic table.”
“we can do whatever you want, baby.” he said, fully expecting you to pull him back into his trailer and into his messy bedroom.
instead, you let out a (sadistic) giggle and pulled him up on his feet. confused, he let you guide his hands back around your waist and propped your own on his shoulders.
you started swaying back and forth, and eventually eddie took the hint and started repeating your motions with you.
“if you wanna dance we can go inside and put on a record-”
“no.” you said. “i wanna dance outside with you.”
he left it at that and continued silently dancing with you. the only noise was both the sounds of your quiet breaths and the buzzing of cicadas. at one point your head fell on his shoulders and the evening dusk faded into the night sky.
“love you, eddie.” you said.
“love you too, baby.” he repeated, kissing the top of your head. “more than you’ll ever know.”
“yeah?” you asked.
“yeah.” he said. “the day we met was the best day of my fuckin’ life. still can’t believe you let me have you.”
“shut up.” you mumbled into his chest. “i didn’t let you have anything. i was always yours.”
you could feel his teeth on your scalp from his grin. he planted another chaste kiss on your forehead before continuing to sway with you.
batman did not take a single nap that entire film. man’s surviving off one hour of sleep (from getting knocked out by the bomb), an adrenaline shot, and a crumb he found in his pocket
Bitchy & mean reader
Y/N was a spoiled brat
She got what she wanted
And she destroyed whoever got in her way
She wasn't nice
Popular because people feared her
Never bothered to have many friends
She doesn't do the fake shit
Boys wanted her
And wanted her bad
But she'd ruin them in seconds
Leave them wishing they never tried in the first place
The day she set her eyes on Eddie Munson
She knew he had no option but to be hers
She fucked him on the first date
Had him crying and begging in seconds
He was a gorgeous crier
Didn't bother to listen to the rumours when he came to school, neck covered in hickies
His puppy eyes following her every move
It happened to every guy in the school
Many felt bad for Eddie
Until they noticed he got special treatment
She actually talked to him the next day
Shoving her tongue down his throat in the middle of class
Grabbing his hand and moving it under her skirt in the bathroom stall
He felt like he died and went to hell
This girl was no way making it to heaven
She loved that he was a soft boy
Quickly protecting him everywhere they went
Two boys were shoving each other in the hallway, one ended up smacking Eddie into a locker
He groaned as he held his head
"WATCH WHAT YOU ARE DOING YOU PRICKS" she screamed. Shoving both boys as hard as she could.
Both smacking into the lockers behind them
Her heated glare disappeared in seconds when her eyes landed on his puppy eyes
"you okay baby?"
Or when a girl decided to trip Eddie in the cafeteria
Laughing as he landed harshly on the ground
She marched over to the table in seconds
Grabbing the girl by her hair and yanking her off her seat
"YOU TOUCH HIM AGAIN AND I'LL KILL YOU!"
Her eyes and tone soft as she helped him up
"it's okay baby. Let's go home"
Or when a server had the nerve to get his order wrong
Eddie excitedly took the bun off of his burger, preparing to drown it in ketchup
A small frown took over his face
"baby what's wrong?" She caught on quickly
"it has mustard. I hate mustard" he admitted quietly
Grabbing a knife and preparing to scrape it off
But she snatched the plate away, marching up to the counter
"BABY ITS FINE" he yelled quickly
Not wanting her to cause a scene
Her pink heels clicked on the floor as she waited
"can I help you?" The server asked
With a polite smile, "my boyfriend asked for no mustard. Would you be able to make him a new one please?"
She may be a bitch but she had manners
Unless they didn't have manners back
"I'm sorry ma'am but he never said that"
"you calling my boyfriend a liar?"
Eddie heard her voice getting mad
Quickly sliding out of the booth to calm her down
"baby it's fine" he said sweetly. Kissing her cheek
"no baby. You want no mustard and you ordered it with no mustard" she said sternly
"no he didn't" the server snapped back
"YES HE DID! HE WANTS A BURGER, SLIGHTLY PINK WITH NO FUCKING MUSTARD!"
Another time they forgot his extra pickles
"is your food right baby?" She asked sweetly
Her pink nails holding his hand
He nodded and lied through his teeth
"perfect"
She eyed his plate
"did you get your extra pickles?" She asked, noticing his plate didn't seem to have a single pickle on it
"no but that's okay. I don't really want them anymore"
But her ass was already walking away
Her tiny skirt flowing on her hips as she walked with purpose
Seconds later coming back with a plate of pickles
Free of charge :)
Eddie simply got whatever he asked for
She had money and she'd buy him anything he wanted
The blue guitar he kept seeing at the mall?
She bought it a day later
The leather jacket he tried on but put back when he saw the price?
She yanked it right off the rack, shoving it in her cart
If he wanted three types of candies at the movie theater, her baby got all three
She was a bitch
A stone cold mean asshole
But with Eddie?
That was her baby
And she would cherish him for life
About my content:
What I'Il post:
◉Mainly yandere, it contains stalking. manipulation, kidnapping, voyeurism obsession, toxic relationship..
◉But also fluff and imagine/blurb and normal stories. Smut too but it won't be really good because I need to improve
◉The Legend of Zelda (every 3D game so TP, OOT, SS, but obviously not when it's toon link), GTAV. Avatar. (Both movies) Some movies i'm addicted to at the moment (I'Il specify it) Others video games which I'll specify as well.
◉Some animes/manga too.
◉Women, men and non binary reader and women, men and non binary yandere (probably OC too)
What I won't post:
◦ Story on real people, like celebrity. I'll write about the role they're playing but not the person themselves. (I write about Ethan Landry but not Jack Champion cuz i think it's cursed to do so.)
◉Racism, incest, shit and piss, domestic abuse, transphobia.
◉Dubcon (forced kiss but that's as far as I go), rape, pedophilia.
Hexteam Modern au part 3
Old monk maz koshia animation I made
This is more centered around Wayne and eddie cause we got robbed of seeing them together. Reader is coming over to watch a movie with eddie (maybe they're new and eddie was nice to them and reade had nothing to do that day or something.) So eddie is panicking and wayne finds it hilarious.
I JUST- I CANT ENOUGH OF EDDIE AND WAYNE I DEMAND MORE FICS
"i've got a girl coming over."
the mug in his hand stops halfway, newspaper falling backwards with the lack of support. wayne's head lowers, looks up at his nephew—who looks...proper, today—through his short eyelashes.
"well, that's a first," he sips his coffee, tongue scorched but it's not as painful as it used to be. "you babysitting or something?"
"n-no," eddie fiddles with his rings, fixing everything on the desk he's standing next to. he fixes the mugs he bought for his uncle, the scattered pens and folding the bills, shoving it inside a drawer. "she's a friend- did you shower today?"
wayne furrows his eyebrows. "i shower everyday, excuse you."
but he doesn't believe it. he saunters over to him, leaning down to take a whiff of his shoulder which makes wayne swat him away with his newspaper.
"what the hell?"
"you smell okay," eddie straightens his back. "listen, she wants to meet you."
wayne chuckles, closing his newspaper. "you didn't tell me you had a girlfriend,"
"she's not!" he blushes profusely, mostly out of embarrassment that he's blushing in front of his uncle like he'd asked eddie about a crush he had when he was in first grade. "she just wants to hang out and she says she wants to get to know you."
he buys it just a bit, standing up from his seat. "well, whaddya both plan on doing today?"
"watching a movie,"
"boring," he snorts. "when i was your age, i took girls out on dates outside of town. ate at diners, watched movies at cinemas, then we'd get behind my car and-"
"okay well first, the cinema's down. second, i'm not ready to have that conversation yet and i don't think i will," eddie tugs on his jacket, chin jutted with pride. "besides, you're too late for that."
"glad to know that,"
"do we have mugs?"
wayne shrugs. "i don't know. why don't you check the shelves. you give me at least three every year. father's day, my birthday, christmas. wonder how many mugs we got."
eddie rolls his eyes. "haha. funny,"
-
when wayne sees you exit eddie's van from the porch, he certainly didn't expect you'd look like a freshly picked flower from a meadow; you looked too soft for eddie, in his opinion, despite your style as he so calls it. but he's happy his nephews happy with you.
eddie senses your nervousness, couldn't help himself but let a hand hover on the small of your back as you both make your way to his uncle who's stepping on his cigarette until it dies down.
"hi!" you quip. "i'm (y/n). you must be—"
"wayne," he shakes your hand. "eddie's therapist,"
"oh!"
"i'm kidding," he lets go of your hand, ignoring the murderous glare of eddie who towers behind you. "i'm his uncle. glad to meet you. he's never shut up about you."
that was a lie. he only heard about you earlier. but he loves to inflict embarrassment.
your cheeks roseate, looking back at eddie who's eyes burn holes at the bald head of his uncle who raises his brows as if to ask what had been wrong. eddie shakes his head, finally letting his hand settle on the dip of your spine as he leads you inside.
"welcome to my humble abode, provided by my ever loving uncle," you observe the baby picture beside the small television, with a much younger wayne with darker hair and a mush of curls coating the top of his head, and an eddie who's smiling brightly with missing teeth, his uncle's hands resting on his chest. "that's me."
"cute," you chuckle. eddie looks at wayne, who gives him a thumbs up and crosses his arms. "what movie are we watching?"
"the fly," eddie says, looking over the table where the dvd rests. wayne snorts, which makes you whip your head at him that he apologizes with a smile. "j-jeff goldblum's in it,"
"nice,"
"hey, uncle wayne?" eddie's voice cracks, wincing but luckily enough you're still at your curiosity venture. "do we have any candles? those long, good smelling sticks that you use when you cook?"
his face blanks. "eds, we never had candles. and we ran out of those good smelling sticks. write them down on the grocery list for me, would ya?" eddie nods, and he pats him on the shoulder. "miss (y/n), sad i wouldn't be able to stay longer but," he takes his cap from a rack. "duty calls."
"oh, it's okay," you smile at him. "i'll take good care of eddie, sir. make sure he's taking all his vitamins and tell me all about his childhood,"
"roger that," wayne tugs his nephew by the shoulder, reaching for his pocket as he leans in to whisper. "now, eddie, you know i'm old. and you know you've got two months left till you leave that hell of a pit, so here's a little gift,"
he takes his hand, opening it widely before he slams something plastic in eddie's palm. when wayne removes his hand, he winces at the sight of the trojan condom in his hand.
"what the fuck?!" he looks behind frantically to make sure you weren't looking before eddie shoves it in his pocket. "i just met her last week!"
"well, you never know,"
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first thought
Last Man Alive:
Table of Contents
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12
Part 13
Part 14
Part 15
Part 16
Part 17
Part 18
Part 19
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It's unfathomable, even more so when you realize this isn't the first time Israel has done this. She was a baby. The men were so obviously red crescent medics, and still, Israeli soldiers shot and killed them.
It wasn't a misfired bomb. It was guns. They knew what they were targeting.
Anyone who defends this, for whatever religion you believe in, even if you believe in nothing at all, I can only hope the afterlife brings you your deserved suffering on a platter. You're disgusting, vile creatures, who must've snuck onto the Earth because there is no way in nature that you are human. Die.
نَّا ِلِلَّٰهِ وَإِنَّا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعُونَ
Save the children of Palestine. Protect the medics. Free Palestine. 🇵🇸