*kisses You Directly On The Lips* That Doesn’t Mean Anything. *tries To Walk Away But My Ankle Rolls

everything eats and is eaten

mixing caffeine with allergy meds first thing in the morning hell yeah baby

Liege it is late maybe you should rest

One more nut. I simply have to keep cranking it

half my doctor peppor stolen

:(

i am not mentally ill i am a goofy goofster and you simply wouldnt understand how much fun im having

Sorry. Looks like what we thought was proof of the human the soul was actually left over bong water. I’m so sorry. 

where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses

“people who have never left their home towns are so small minded and boring” is something I wish we could leave behind because on one hand it’s an incredibly classist statement (what if they don’t have the money to leave? what if they have family obligations? why is the default to call them uninteresting when they didn’t have the funds or privilege to go to school or travel?) and on the other………….have we considered that some ppl are happy? that keeping roots in the soil you were born, staying in a community that nourishes you, isn’t embarrassing or shameful?