Hey Bitches. Let’s Fuck Monday Hard

Frog Zappa, Toad Nugent, and Bruce Sproingsteen from MySims Kingdom

my form of escapism is studying really hard so I can maybe hope to get out of this shithole

they were right btw. you have to dig yourself out of your grave over and over again

this picture is cracking me up so bad house looks like a recently divorced dad who's spending the weekend with his son and decided to take him to the amusement park

get with the program

lets scream with mama

ask a psychiatrist why someone does something and they’ll smile, close their eyes, sagely bow their head for a moment, and then look up and answer: “it is because of their brains”

how it feels to say the weird thing

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

i bet on crazy frogs