Just Wanna Let You Guys Know Whats Been Going On On Twitter

whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you

Shrink him with a dhrink ray feed him 1 jellybean watch him explode blood and viscera everywhere

kept track of how many times ive cried and shat this year. so far its 502 and 338 and im not telling you which is which

had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb

don't have the rain power to work on my methods section but I do have the energy to play the sims for 10 hours

chart of my age over time

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts