Imagine Someone Thinking Of You And Buying You Flowers

what I wouldn't give to have the gastric constitution of a nine-year-old again. like you know when you're in grade school and you're like okay I'm gonna have some gushers and pizza and one of those dubious chalky grocery store cookies and then go run around with my friends! and now as an adult if I eat the wrong brand of peanut butter I have to lie down for an hour

Shrink him with a dhrink ray feed him 1 jellybean watch him explode blood and viscera everywhere

Twin boys

Frog Zappa, Toad Nugent, and Bruce Sproingsteen from MySims Kingdom

I smoke weed and my dick fall off

actually my girl dinner is heaps and heapes of root vegetables

He was so desperate. The closet is made of glass

Sorry. Looks like what we thought was proof of the human the soul was actually left over bong water. I’m so sorry.