Bruce's PR Team Doing Their Best To Mitigate Gay Rumours After Bruce Was Spotted Kissing A 'mysterious

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

I'm safe

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

I one time my head on one of the thick knobs in my bed frame started bleeding out of my eyebrow and thought I was going to lose my eye I was incredibly sleeping when this happened I was like a kid coming back from a long trip and I also have a bad problem of rolling out of my bed turns out I might have sleep apna and still need to get tested for it

@deliciouskeys @vanshoundd @urprettylady

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

Masterpost Haunted Masters

The Haunting of Masters Manor

Inspiration from this post (here) from @dclovesdanny

[Tags/TW: Trans!Danny, implied SA(false), implied grooming(platonic), de-aged Danielle, de-aged Dan, ghost pregnancy, destabilized clones, dead Fentons, ghost Jazz, grieving, platonic yandere(Vlad), passively suicidal thoughts, emotional manipulation, misunderstandings, eavesdropping, OCs for plot reasons, domestic abuse]

Part (One) Part (Two) Part (Three) Part (Four) Part (Five) Part (Six) Part (Seven)

Extras: [Comfort song]

The Picrews used are: (Vlad) (Danny) (Dani) (Dan)

emotional support eye saga masterpost

this is a funny silly goofy take on canon in the event that wukong stole macaque's right eye from his corpse after killing him and chaotic tug-o-war that ensues because of it when macaque comes back from the dead. this is technically shadowpeach but it's a product of welcome to my sick and twisted mind + what happens when wukong's blood becomes macaque's catnip

original post // eye saga tag // holy blood tag (+ progeny)

brain vomit ficlets:

sick trophy

stolen

jealous of the eyeball

the scarf and the sick trophy

MK, the mistake, and separation anxiety

initial discovery

blood-drunk macaque (rated t)

the reason

self-mending scarf

a revealing conversation with the lotus prince

be back. i need some time.

blood for blood

wukong is drunk (rated t)

a gift from the mayor

a revealing conversation with princess iron fan

after weeks (rated t/probably closer to rated m)

Lucky Rush AU

This is the masterpost for the Lucky Rush AU! With cyberpunk bunny themed Fenton siblings. They're Disaster Support, coming in for Rescue, Evacuation, and Medical.

Original Prompt Idea/Drabble Official Drabble 1 Official Drabble 2 Official Drabble 3 Official Drabble 4 Official Drabble 5 Prompt Idea/Speculation Far too sad Idea Official Drabble 6 Official Drabble 7 Fanart for Rush Siblings Official Drabble 8 Official Drabble 9: Puke when Sick

Inspiration attributed to the Bioshock 1&2 games, RPG healers, and @purple-goo-writes own idea thread: The Lucky White Rabbit

@transparentgayprotector requested a masterlist and I thought it was a good idea so here it is. :D

#i'm very pro danny accidentally adopts a whole bunch of talons previous installments

*

The next day, the body was back.

The green was gone from its eyes, but the awareness wasn't; it spent about an hour watching people go around outside Danny's apartment, which was new behavior. None of the corpses that shadowed him had shown any interest in garden-variety humans before. Now it sat at the window and watched families come home from school or head to their afternoon shifts.

That went into Danny's notes.

After that hour, it taught itself to flush the toilet repeatedly, rearranged the contents of Danny's half-assed linen closet (again) and then stood hovering over the safe where Danny had stashed the ectoplasm.

"...Okay," said Danny.

The dead body croaked. It was a new sound, but there was no context for it. Danny just kind of...wrote it down and hoped for the best.

The day after, Danny woke up at a very reasonable ten forty eight in the morning to find stray corpses feeding each other spoonfuls of ectoplasm in the kitchen.

At that point he kind of had to throw out the notes on how much each one was dosed with, because what the fuck.

"Really?!" Danny shouted, spooking the bodies into fleeing behind chairs and doors and back into his closet again. The only one that didn't flee was Danny's ringmaster corpse of the hour, of course. "You really couldn't wait??"

It stuck out a withered black tongue out at the mortician, who was, really, the victim in all of this. A victim to his parents' whims and a victim to the dead people who followed him around all the time.

This was how Danny found out that, when it doubt, the corpses could just tear through solid steel if they were motivated enough. The finger-marks were so deep and so embedded that they actually looked more like rough claws in the metal.

Great.

Danny ordered a new locking cage for the fridge on Prime and darted off to work. One of his regulars was on the table, though, so Danny just ended up doing what he would have at home— sewing up a gash in its neck and reattaching dead fingers back onto dead stumps.

On the third day, in which four of Danny's frequent fliers had learned from the first how to flush the toilet (and therefore raise the water bill immensely) Danny got a ring from a dark voice he (almost) recognized.

"Is he here?"

Danny squinted, jerking the phone further under his ear as he whipped up some scrambled eggs. The dead girl leaning over his shoulder leaned a little closer to watch the egg froth up. "Is who here? Who is this?"

"This is Batman. Is— the body requisitioned from your facility currently at your place of residence?"

Danny fully let go of the whisk. It landed haphazardly in the glass bowl he'd been stirring in. "What on Earth is a Batman?" he asked, incredulous.

"I visited your workplace previously."

Oh! "Yeah, the cop's friend. I remember now." Danny pulled the whisk out of the liquid eggs and held it out to the body. The unusually animate cadaver mostly prodded the whisk wires and paid no attention to him. "No one's here but me, though. Not that it's your business...?"

"And there are no non-living bodies currently in your apartment?"

Danny ignored the flushing noise in the other room. "I don't know, dude. They practically live in the walls at this point. Don't come over unless you have a warrant."

The call ended with a click.

His omelette turned out amazing, by the way. In case you were wondering.

On the fourth day, the ectoplasm was gone, because the corpses had apparently all taught each other how to lockpick the container in the fridge.

"Okay, some of that was meant to be my dinner. No more lotion at the funeral home now, okay? Now you all can be ashy forever. I'm so serious," Danny complained to the only visible dead person in the room.

The dead person held up a cracked egg. It was probably a gesture of peace, but now there was egg on his vinyl flooring to deal with. And. It wasn't exactly all that comforting in the end.

On the fifth day, Danny awoke to the sensation of a hand jamming itself through his neck until it punched into the mattress beneath him.

Fuck.

Okay before I start this I cannot lie I love this but I'm so happy you did it I'm so happy that you loved it and I really enjoy your outfits picked out I do have a short story for this and I have no idea if you meant like Red Robin or just Robin so I'm going to include Red Robin as Robin

Klarion couldn't believe it he was being punished again by the Priestess Lazarie all he did was cause a little bit of chaos and all of it was in lady Danielle's name and now he was forced on introduction duty

He was right now getting help with To-Fee but everyone in the church normally called her Toffee those those two have had a strong friendship for years they've been with each other the last 3 decades

Klarion silently grumbling about his punishment from the Priestess Lazarie and a bit upset that mother agreed but Clarence snapped out of it as soon as he saw the hero Junior herobrats the Doctor Fate worked with and Lady Gotham's soldiers

Appearing in the river as soon as Toffee ran over to help them get out into the steps of the church Klarion couldn't help but almost giggle it turns out the Justice losers have been incredibly desperate to figure out everything well he might as well do a little bit teasing

Klarion looking at Teekl Clarion then plastered his face into the just a nun and instant nun and walked up slowly behind Toffee to the herobrats this was going to be fun chaos for lady Danielle to see

Tim looked around with the rest of his friends and Young Justice this place kind of look like the Lazarus spits but seems it's much more calm and nicer they were covered in Lazarus water but wasn't bubbling nor toxic green more calm

He was so immersed in it that he didn't notice when Megan noticed the stairs in the water when Tim finally looked at it he saw that it led up to what seems like a very large Church and two people in robes ran up to them one much more childish than the other one who seem to be slow paced and calm

Nightwing got ready to get into fighting positions and the rest of them followed along they didn't know much about this place this could be a cult for all they know and they could attack them on site

The more cheerful one in the robe stopped in front of them looking at Superboy she got real excited especially at the crest on his outfit she shot it on an excitement "OH oh my goodness you're also Kryptonian we don't get many of those here!!"

Tim could see Connor's shock at that statement she paused for a second before flicking herself in the head and say"Oh Stupid Me I forgot to introduce myself I am To-Fee but it's much more easier to call me Sister Toffee if that is what you wished"

After that Nightwing decided to take over the rest of the conversation cuz Connor seem to still be in shock talking to be very happy after hearing and what they were here for leading them up to the steps hips and allowing them to sleep the other nun

Tim wasn't expecting Clarion out of anyone that evil little cat Teekl sitting on his shoulders as he gave you've a smile to Toffee "So sister have you talked off the new residence and ears off already especially since you've realized that they're heroes?"

Toffee flew up with excitement turning back around them to face them all Tim looked at Nightwing knowing this is about to be a long mission but a fun one

Anywho this took me a second to write but I really do love this and I might do a part this one and also most likely the Queen of hearts one too if you're okay with it

~{Heyyy, So I got this wonderful idea from @villainmirabelmadriga but it’s not letting me add on to it so I’m just making this!}~

•Protecter•

The JL have a new…problem?

There has been a new pattern when it comes to young vigilantes and young solo heroes where they will disappear for a couple months before showing back up with a power up if they have powers or stronger weapons and technology if they don’t as well as a necklace that they all wear after showing back up.

The JL have located how they get to wherever they are when not fighting but it seems to have something on it to keep everyone out but those who have the necklace or being brought in by someone with a necklace, The JL have tried to take a necklace from a young villain but it burned the one who took it so that plan was a bust.

Martian Manhunter tried to transform into one of the young vigilantes and go in back it sent him flying back if he hadn’t caught himself he would have been thrown more than 20 feet back.

These were the first two plans but the JL have tried many more but all where unsuccessful so they are on their last plan.

They will send YJL with Robin and Nightwing to infiltrate them by acting as a new vigilante group that needs help and a place to stay.

Hope this works.

-•—••••••••••••••••—•-

•Background•

Danny was the Ancient of Protection.

So when he came to this world to see if this was a good place to stay for a bit and saw the young Vigilantes and solo heroes, he was reminded of him when he was still a halfa and fighting with the other ghost and G.I.W and that kick starts his protective instincts (As both a ghost parent and the Ancient as Protection).

So he goes to find a good place to set up a gateway to his lair so he can protect and help the kids and that’s when he meets an old woman.

Her name is Lazaire, she seems to be in her 70 or 80 but Danny doesn’t want to ask and she even sees Danny when he when invisible so Danny of course asks how she can and she explains that when she was a young girl she died for 5 minutes before being brought back since then she has always been able to see and interact with ghost so that’s why then she asks why a Ancient like Danny is on this world.

And Danny explains why he’s here then Lazaire offers up the old church that she has been taking care of for the past 4 decades and Danny agrees.

And that’s how we got here!

-•—••••••••••••••••—•-

•Little Facts•

•The portal to Danny’s lair is in a dark cave also the gems in the necklaces are the keys into it

•Some of the people in the Lair will style the gems in different ways like in ear rings, anklet, bracelets, hair pin, pin

•Danny is the Ancient of Protection and the Life cycle, Dani is the Ancient Of Freedom and Chaos, Dan is the Ancient Of Beauty and Destruction 

•Danny’s human half died hundreds of years ago so he’s a full ghost now

•Dan and Dani are his children and they call him “Mother” by Dan and “Mama” by Dani

•Priestess Lazaire is the one to take in the nuns who are in dangerous situations and of course with Danny being the Ancient of Protection he’s more than ok with it [and sends Dan, Dani to go beat the shit out of the abusers or send to Fright Night]

•All of the Nuns kinda think of Danny as a mother/Father as he treats them like he treats Dan and Dani

•Dani is the best (besides Danny because that’s mom) with the kids while Dan doesn’t know how to interact with little kids to he mostly leaves them alone but that just makes the older kids love to hang out with (more like follow him around while he does what he wants or naps)

•Lazaire is like the church’s Alfred but with Bruce’s adoption addiction

•Danny is super chill after living for hundreds of years you kinda get this unnatural chill that is always there

•Just wait until Dan and Dick met lol (Dick is going to SIMP so hard)

•On the outside the Church looks rundown and the trees around it are mostly dead but inside the Lair the Church looks new and beautiful and the forest and gardens and perfect (It’s Dan made it like this, Danny just wants to make the kids safe and comfortable while Dani wants them to have fun and be free while Dan makes it pretty lol)

•Danny has a room where he threads tapestries that the nuns like to hang up [He make them like Penelope from Epic or old Greek stories:) ]

•Dan and Dani joined Danny in his Lair after the first few kids as they missed their mom

-•—••••••••••••••••—•-

•Appearances•

Danny

[Instead of blue it’s black and it’s a lot fancier but I could find one that looked the way I wanted :( ]

Dani

[^ This one is for when she’s fighting and ^this one is for when she’s doing literally anything else than fighting]

Dan

Nuns

[They wear long cloaks when outside of the church but they mostly wear the second one as it was given to them by Ellie and makes it easier for them to do chores and cook so they like it]

Priestess Lazaire

[Instead of purple it’s green and black]

~{And that’s it,Sorry if the story stuff is a bit short and choppy the post didn’t save and I had to redo it lol anyway I hope you gremlins liked it byeeeee}~

Oh yes also if you do want to say yes to warning it get made here's a pole to where I should post it

Okay so I've been wondering or not if I should make a post based off of the spooky haunted house game DP x Dc post

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